Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I Pimp Slap the ghost.
I Run cartoon style back to the Ruins of my LAIR.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Right then."
I turn towards the tv.

"That was going downhill since season three anyway, where was your LAIR again?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"The really big flaming Wreck." I Shout to him as I past a sign that says Really Big Flaming Wreck: Next Exit.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Right"

The Red Corsairs appear from a warp gate and begin re-building. "What colour do you want for the curtains?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Crimson. You told me that there would be VODKA..."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

And boy...

...is he pissed

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Sigh". I hand Diablo a bottle of Smirnoff filled with a Blue/Purple liquid. "Here, drink up".

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"We have to defeat the sun without killing it, everyone cover your ears!"

I deploy the ultimate audio mind-screw.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"You know, after 50 cups of coffee, this looks normal".

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"And for the record, neither do I..."

 

[RaNDM G]

"What Helix? What are we talking about? I'm so confused right now."

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Have to wonder if using the Dragonballs would be a good idea at this point".

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

MeanWhile at my LAIR
I look apon the Interwebz and find a TV tropes page on Mall Fight.
I look at my entry under Running Gag.
"My LAIR Blowing up? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" I yell in anger, which cause a amusing chain-reactiom from my glass of VODKA spilling to the curtains going on fire.
"Oh, thats too bad..."
A flaming piece of curtain lands in my Nuclear C4 box.
"OH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!"
My LAIR Blows up...again...
"...MMMMMEEEEEEEEDDDDIIICCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!! I SPILLED MY DRINK!!!"