Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I Finish building a Death Ray.
"Get my iLaunch, I going to blow up the moon."
A nearby goon hands me a large remote.
"Fire"
And it does, right at Nega-Tox.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Goddamn it, I missed the moon..."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"WHY THE FUCK AM I A HERO? HAS NO ONE BEEN PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!??? AGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I shake Eric's hand and shock him with a joy buzzer before stabbing him with an sharpen spoon.
"I WILL NEVER BE A HERO! Now I have to go. Evil needs me."
I float out of frame and prepare a new LAIR.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"*Sigh* Fine I'll stick around, think he went into the tower there."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"...No" I say as I close the tomb and sit on it.

 

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"I AM NOT A HERO! I AM THE MOST EVIL THING IN THIS FORUM!!! FEAR ME!!! FEAR MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee[sub]eeeeeeeeee[/sub]" I scream as I run deeper into the crypt.
I bump into a wall and it turns, leaving me in a trap room.
"eeeee....wait...OH it's one of THOSE crypts...great..."

 

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"Oi, anyone...little help..." I plead from my trapped person.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"MY BALLLSSSSS... where's the exit?..." I ask in pain.
We look but don't find any.