Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I rebuild me Skyscaper LAIR and ask "so...you two competed an entire story arc...by yourselves?"

 

[Ice Car]

Ice used FUS RO DAH

Martintox has been removed from life temporarily.

Ice has fled.

 

[RaNDM G]

Sakura: "Ran, just read the past few pages."

RaN: "Why does everyone keep telling me to read the past few pages? I've read everything eight fucking times now. This plot doesn't make any sense."

Sakura: "..."

RaN: "What are you even supposed to be anyway?"

I spot Ice Azure on the way out.

RaN: "Sup man."

Ice: "Sup."

Ice absconds.

 

[Ice Car]

However, Ice's FUS RO DAH doesn't work on me, as I put some of my skill points in Meme Resistance.

I then throw a javelin at his head as he flees, causing his head to explode, because it's a pretty fucking big javelin.

I put 5 skill points in sharp objects resistance so it bounces off my head. I then pick up the javelin and throw it at the ceiling light, causing sparks to fly, killing Martin.

 

[RaNDM G]

I pick the razors out of my skin.

RaN: "Dude, a paper cut hurts worse than this."

I take a step forward and nearly trip on a cat.

RaN: "Buffy?"

RaN: "..."

Buffy: "..."
RaN: ---------------

*ollies outy*

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

As the status quo of Chaos returns to the Mall, I begin sending Zombie Snails

into the mall with the intent of killing everything and taking control of the Mall

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I look at Eric shooting from a Telescope atop my Skyscraper LAIR.
"Huh...seems like their is some flaws with Zombie Snails...ok plan B: Regular Zombies HAHAHAHAHA!"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"uuuuuuhhhhhhhgggggg....why can't a plan just work?...." I grumble as I send in the NEMESIS

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

The Nemesis pulls out a rocket launcher and hits one of the missiles Mid-Air.
The other hits but does nothing but piss him off.
so he starts firing at Eric and Martin/Tox/Whomever-it-is-this-time.
THEME MUSIC

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"SSSTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRSSSSSSS!!!! " Nemesis cried out as he looked the night sky with a telescope.
"Nemesis...stop looking at the stars an-"
"Sssstttttaaaarrrssss!!"
"Yes, I get it, now shut up and Tentacle-Rape that girl there"
Nemesis did so and sent out a tentacle that grabbed Eric (Disguised as Sakura) by the leg and starting dragging him/her.