Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[WafflesandBacon]

The irony.

 

[RaNDM G]

I have no idea what's going on right now.

Have a puppy.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I return to my LAIR.
"looks like I will have to build another Death Ray..."

 

[Knife-28]

>Jack: Check Time (Again)

"Ok Cool, I Have PlenTy Of Time.

>Jack: Post On Mall Fight

"No Can Do Wierd DisImBowled Voice, I Still Have Five Days Left On My HolIDay, WastIng It ReadIng The FourTeen PagEs Of Plot Would Just Be StuPid."
Jack hears the doorbell ring and moves form his seat to the hotel room door, which he open to find his butler. "Your Lampshade as requested Sir."
"Ah, Thank You AlBert, Just Hang It AnYWhere."

 

[Holy_Hotdog]

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

I burst out of a portal in time causing everyone body to spontaneously com-bust as well as mine.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I start stabbing the Hotdog with a spoon for blowing me up

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hey, you guys are still alive."

I give Diablo a high-five.

 

[Knife-28]

"Five Days......
FIVE FUCKING DAYS!
[HEADING=3]AND ONLY 4 POSTS?!"[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]MY PISS IS BOILING!!![/HEADING]

 

[RaNDM G]

"Meh. This should have been in RP anyways."

 

[Generalissimo]

i start pelting ice at knife-28 "is that helping?"

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"Yes"
I then beat Tom over the head with a rubber chicken.

 

[Knife-28]

However, The rubber chicken is magical, tearing a rift in space and time, which resets the universe. From the bubble created by the chicken, I watch a new universe be born.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Catfight!"

 

[TheNaut131]

"THATS IT!"

I come crashing down from above as two white miniguns form from my arms.

"FUCK EVERYTHI-did someone say catfight?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yeah, if these two would ever throw a punch."