Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Perhaps. All this shit's got to get sorted by someone, and it currently looks to be me."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, we can handle going to the storage unit. And, when you're at the police station, could you maybe look into the guy who was wearing the bandages? I just feel like he may be important later on."

 

[Saltarius]

"I get the feeling he's familiar. In a very bad sense. He's part of a certain...entourage."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That would make sense... Anyway, you should probably head to the police station. If they ask why you fled the scene, just tell them you were trying to arrest Zombie or something."

 

[Saltarius]

"Right."

I switch back to Zomb.

"...Sis, you there? You OK?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Eh heh heh."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Phlbbbbbbbt." I walk to the police station. "What's happenin'?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"[small]Heh heh.[/small]"

Almost an hour's walk and we finally reach a safe distance. We stand outside of a Dodge dealership.

"You guys wait out here... Don't shoot anyone, okay?"

I step inside and approach one of the dealers.

"Hello. I'm looking for a Charger. '68 B-body with a 440 Mag, used preferably. I ain't picky with color. You got anything close to that?"

He just kinda looks at me for a second.

Not ten minutes later, I roll off the lot in our new ride.

"You didn't start any fires, did you?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Nope, now you do realise that thing only has two seats and there's three of us, right?" Knife says, looking the car over.

"I call shotgun."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Thanks, Knife."
I blow open Knife's chest with a shotgun, the climb into the front seat of the car.

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh ha ha ha smart ass."
Knife respawns, and sits ontop of Trilby. "You know, if you wanted me to sit on your lap you could have just asked."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What if I just wanted to shoot you?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Knife."

I snap my fingers and point to the back.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Sis?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Hello. I am T-270 unit 44316. The one you call Sister is incapacitated at the moment. If you would like, I can record your message.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Tank, have I, or anyone else set a destination for me to go to?"

 

[RaNDM G]

No. And please. Do not call me tank.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, what do you want me to call you?"

 

[RaNDM G]

I have already stated may address me as Terra. In fact, I have the audio file saved.

"Bleep bloop!"

Targeting systems engaged. Hello. I am T-270 unit 44316. You may address me as Terra. How may I be of service?

"So, how would one, say...fire the cannon?"

I must admit that was a very unusual greeting considering standard social custom. Usually one would respond with "Hello", or "Good evening".

 

[Knife-28]

"Ah, cheers RaN." Knife says, hopping in the back seat. "So, let's go get this door thing."