Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Zombie, this is the Mall. I doubt it would be hard to find a ridiculously large and powerful gun." I say as I stand up, then look towards the dragon.
"Maybe we should set a trap, so that the next time it does that fly-by thing, we can take it down. An electrified net, or something."

 

[Captain Anon]

i smack into the pillar and i get the wind knocked out of me "AGRH shit" i say as blood pours out of my mouth, i pull out a small box and slide it along the floor "turret..." coughs up blood "activate" the small box suddenly transforms in a turret with three mini guns attached

"target is the dragon aim for it's chest and stomach" he said before cough up more blood

 

[MinimanZombie]

The dragon stomps on the turret, before flying towards a shop selling fake life sized farmyard animals.

 

[Captain Anon]

OOC:"fuck you Zombie" vomits blood before bleeding to death

"oh fine, fuck it!" i say picking up my grenade launcher and tries to stands up

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So we gonna chase the dragon down or what?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"i'm up for it but the dragon crashed a few of my ribs and some organs anyone got any painkillers?" i say slowly walking over

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nah, I'm liking the sound of Operation: Shoot The Fucker with a Big Fuck Off Gun."
I put my massive sword away, then look around.
I hand Woon a bottle of pills.
"You may have one."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Woon, why the hell do you need painkillers?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"thank you trilby" downs one pill then turns to Zombie "oh i don't know maybe because my fucking ribs and organs are crushed and i'm probably bleeding interning right now"

OOC:fuck I really need to get XCOM Enemy Unknown cause I am missing out on alot of fun.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I take the bottle back, then put it in my pocket.
"So... let's do something about that dragon."

 

[Captain Anon]

"yes let's, I heard that dragons don't have scales from their chins to the bottom of their stomachs so that might be a weakpoint to aim for" i say before starting to walk in the direction the dragon went

 

[Saltarius]

"Woah woah, if we can bullshit any weapon from any fucking form of media, I need a second."

I step into the workshop and come back out.

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"Round 2."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No Woon, I mean, we're in the fucking mall. We can respawn. Also you know there skin is like, rock solid anyway? Scales are just like extra protection."
Meanwhile the dragon eats all the fake sheep.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa pops in and sees the dragon. "You got yourselves into some real shit this time."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"THE EGGS LOOKED COOL ALRIGHT!"
I feed my new pet dragons.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Eh."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, we did, Paddy. What shit did you get yourself into?" I ask Paddy's tulpa. "You've been gone for a while. I think. Not sure how time really passes, any more..."
I sit down, and begin constructing an enormous lance, too large for any one man to wield alone.

 

[Captain Anon]

"ok fine about the scales but the problem with me dying is because i don't like dying it's hurts and really sucks"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I lodge one of my tomahawks into Woons Skull, and proceed to rip it back out.
"There. Done. Dead."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The dragon looks up from it's feast of fake farmyard animals. It blinks a few times, before turning back to it's meal.