Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

I randomly mash buttons on the control panel, causing the Macha-Dragon to slam into the apartment building.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"A book of mine." She blushes, "That's all you need to know!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I can figure what it is."

"Stolen Marquis De Sade Book" added to Court Record/Evidence Bullets.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hey, don't tell the whole audience about my fe-...Likes!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Anyways! Onto to finding this culprit! Is there anything strange about say...the Jojo volumes?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Let's see..." Diamond inspects the volumes, "Phantom Blood, Battle Tendency, Stardust Crusader, Diamond is-Huh. A volume is missing."

 

[Saltarius]

"Which one is it?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Volume 37. I don't know what happens in it exactly." She pulls out her phone and calls me, "Hey, bro. What happened volume 37 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?"

"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE" I scream over of the phone, "Yoshikage Kira makes his appearance! He's a serial murderer with a fetish for women's hands! So, in one chapter, a fat kid-"

"I don't care." She hangs up. "Well, there we have it. Nerdy murders."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well...who'd want to steal from you, and Waffles, and burn your apartment?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond rubs her imaginary beard, "I don't know. The Vitello family doesn't make enemies."

 

[Saltarius]

I tap the ground with my foor.

"Not even...y'know. Folks downstairs?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Demons, Salt. Don't mince words." She continues to stroke her non-existent beard, "It could be possibly daddy pissed of an archdemon general. But, I'm not sure since the decree."

 

[Saltarius]

>degree

"Have things escalated recently between your father and the demons?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Not him exactly. It's between demon hunters and demons themselves. It's a basic Odd Couple sort of thing. Don't step on my land and I won't step on yours. He didn't spend any extra time in Hell while you were training, did he?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...He jumped down some sort of crevice after I busted my first demon. Might've gone down."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"That might not be good. Who knows what he might've done"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'd say it's high time we follow him down then."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You've got something a little more inconspicuous than a minivan?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I was planning on walking."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Aw man, I wanted use the Peter Gunn theme if we drove."