Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Remember what happened in the last hallucination?" A jaguar cry sounds.

 

[Saltarius]

"Only one way to stop this genderswap bullshit."

I enter a three-way brofist with Zombie and Paddy, resulting in a golden explosion that destroys any and all genderswap paraphenalia and sets everyone to their original gender.

Also my armor is golden and shit now because the Broforce works in awesome ways.

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: No, I'm just saying you could have said "I walked back to my base with my new staff" Or something. Instead you left it. I may look stupid here, so I'll ask Paddy, Com and Salt, did you know Ryan had the staff?]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I hope this isn't Minecraft rules otherwise you'd be fucked right now." To celebrate I light a huge joint and play some Homestuck music over the speakers.

((And no I didn't Zomb'. No I didn't.))

 

[Saltarius]

((Doesn't matter now. BECAUSE THE BROFORCE WRECKED DAT SHIT YO.))

The suit quickly reverts as I begin to load my revolver with rounds before again doing my arm-attachy-scope-eye-combo once more.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

A pink pony appears behind Ryan, and throws him into SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! before vanishing without a trace.

I rip my helmet off, exposing me to space, killing me...

I respawn, with my new gear, and build a new helmet...

OOC: I wasn't given a chance considering doc killed me, and you destroyed my base...

OOC: Lets just forget this crap...

I go find another bookstore considering you just blew mine up...

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Still, you could have said something! You had an entire page to!]
I decide to keep my golden fist. Considering I can move it this time.

 

[Wackymon]

OoC: Alright. After I shower, I'll bring in a new fighter.
A certain pink mallfighter.

 

[Saltarius]

"Do you now see the power of the Broforce? Do you see our immense duty when Scumbagadon and his minions come for us?"

I then work on a Salty Classic (that sounded very, very wrong.), the old Shock Gauntlets.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This shit is wack as fuck." I lie down in the middle of the mall.

((Taking a break, back in a couple hours or so.))

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

[OOC: Still, you could have said something! You had an entire page to!]
I decide to keep my golden fist. Considering I can move it this time.

OOC: I did sort of, next time I get something new, Il mention thrice then...

I turn my new bookstore into a radiostation that only plays crappy dubstep...

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Sweet. Wait Ryan, when was the second time?]
"Finally. I've waited a while to see that weapon."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: we cool then?

I begin placing radios tuned to my new station all around the mall...

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, but remember my shitty old taser that used to power it? Now it's pure...industrial energy...shit. Whatever."

I clap my hands together in an impressive show of electrical power and stuff. It's cool.

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: I guess. Sorry bout that.]
I walk over to the radio station, and insert my Ink Spots CD.

 

[Saltarius]

"Please. Allow me."

I hook in ym suit, blasting the song tenfold across the mall, yet not loud enough to ruin the subtle grandeur of I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: its fine but I honestly didn't go back to change them , and I didn't think to mention it twice...

I notice the radios I'm placing are playing inkspots and get confused...

EDIT

[OOC: Sweet. Wait Ryan, when was the second time?]
"Finally. I've waited a while to see that weapon."

A pink pony appears behind Ryan, and throws him into SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! before vanishing without a trace.

I rip my helmet off, exposing me to space, killing me...

I respawn, with my new gear, and build a new helmet...

OOC: I wasn't given a chance considering doc killed me, and you destroyed my base...

I begin to walk back to my radio-station...

OOC: Lets just forget this crap...

I go find another bookstore considering you just blew mine up...

OOC: Its in there, sorry just noticed the edit, and lets just forget about this crap...

"Well thanks Paddy, now I have to pry that bunny from Zombie's warm, very alive hands."

I run after him and demand he give me the damn bunny.

((The fuck is with everyone's obsession with genderswapping?))

OOC: I'm wondering that myself, I only mentioned the staff because I saw something along the lines of someone trying that crap on me, and I didnt want to deal with it...

I begin walking back to the radio-station...

 

[Saltarius]

I turn on the TV to possibly the most deep and engaging show I've ever watched. Starring Melvin Ishtar.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"was that yugioh?"

OOC: flash players out...

 

[RaNDM G]

[sub]"Anime... Fucking sucks... Killing me!"[/sub]