Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Some guy named Doc Com found some of those earlier. Go ask him."

I walk out of the game shop, bird raised to Slendy, currently in tears.

"So Xot, how are we going to do this, like, Ghostbusters style or..."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"what?"

"just an offer.."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ryan, smoking crack does not detract from my status as a gentleman, as you can see I am not smoking it right now, in the presence of this young lady. And time and space manipulation is child's play here, just point out some knives and I'll kit them out for you."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I point out my vibrosword.... "would you mind?"

"And crack kind of rots your mind... Lsd is where its at."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane shook her head, "They were gifts. Personalized... and how I traveled across the multiverse. To the place I call home."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Stop lecturing me on my habits jerkwad. And Xot just google them."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Wasn't lecturing you, just pointing it out..."

I retract my dagger

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah well maybe I should critiscise your stupid fortresses. And Diane, the multiverse is the G-Team's oyster, you have my word we will retrieve your knives."

 

[RaNDM G]

"I did. All I got was this stupid anime."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's not stupid!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME, and you guys were the ones constantly attacking them, using magic to turn the walls to cardboard, etc., anyway lets stop weve got to deal with other things right now..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Like these ghosts? Where are these ghosts?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I don't know, all people did was talk about ghosts, I hadn't even heard about up until this point, plus theres the girl..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Here these people go again 'It was made by mah best fwiend! We need dat exact kind!' Dude, there are like millions of those damn things. Find one, kick Discord's ass and get yours back."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane looked at the group, and shrugged.
"Okay... So, where am I?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"youre in some kind of infinite mall..."

"nothing can die here, you just kind of respawn, etc."

"and we don't know how to get out or in"

"people just kind of wander in..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You're in the mall! I'm Paddy, I use magic and drugs and swear a lot. That's Salt, he builds deadly stuff, and that's Zombie, he kills stuff with his weapons."

 

[Saltarius]

"The Mall, or as I like to refer to it, Ironic Purgatory. You can't die, only respawn. Unless they didn't make one for you. That's what happened to Xot after I beat the total shit out of hi-anyways."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I'm ryan, they keep attacking me for some reason..."

"I'm working on a radio station for the mall now so, yeah..."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane slowly gets up, and looks around.
"Really? A world where you can never die... that doesn't sound fun..."