Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Nah I'm good." The tulpa is watching the Venture Bros.

 

[Saltarius]

"Make fucking song reference and no one get it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We grew up on entirely different continents and have different cultural touchstones."

 

[Saltarius]

"AC/DC song! JoJo's Bizarre Adventure character!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"AC/DC are lame and I didn't read JJBA yet."

 

[Saltarius]

"No care about band, care about character! Good power! Wish had!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Then get to work on it."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Tulpa want me to magically be able to access alternate timelines."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I mean like start training."

 

[Saltarius]

"To access alternate timeline."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That's a dumb power. Let's build a machine to do it."

 

[Saltarius]

"If talking Stand powers, want Scary Monster! Or uh...King Crimson! King Crimson, yes!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I got King Crimson." Another tulpa arrives bearing several vinyl discs.

 

[Saltarius]

"No stupid, Stand! Erases cause of cause and effect scenario! Very good!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

A tulpa plays Lark's Tongues in Aspic on a nearby stereo.

 

[Saltarius]

"You not know what the hell I talk about do you."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I can't hear you over this fucking kickass guitar solo. Anyway let's get to work on giving you every stand."

 

[Saltarius]

"Not every Stand! Some suck balls! Want Scary Monster and King Crimson!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Then the stands you want yeesh whatever."

 

[Saltarius]

"First! Scary Monster make people and user into dinosaurs!"