Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Connor Lonske]

Player Connor is mumbling the lines of Civilization while subconsciously thinking about the music video, only it has the villains from his timeline fighting.

You should probably wake up him.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Player Connor punches Tox in the face and panics for a brief second. He then realizes (in his mind) he just punched Player Tox in the face, and immediately proceeds to bro bump the living shit out of him.

 

[RaNDM G]

[center]What a touching moment we have here.[/center]

 

[Connor Lonske]

Yes. It is a touching reunion. I'd assume the main narrator would think that considering how it's not really a reunion. Player Connor's Tox is dead, and Tox's Connor doesn't exist. Sounds so touching. I wish I could spin how not tragic the situation is like you can.

Anyways, Player Connor releases the bro bump and ask, "Dufe! How long have I been out?"

 

[RaNDM G]

[center]Long enough for me to make a Resident Evil 4 reference, and for you to not pick up on it. Who are you anyway?[/center]

 

[Connor Lonske]

I'm Player Connor's narrator. All you need to know.

 

[RaNDM G]

Don't care. Talking to Player Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

He can't hear you. He doesn't apply to you reality's rules. If you want to know who he is, then just think of him as a Mall Fight variation of Connor Lonske. That should be enough for you.

Player Connor states, "Shit. Where are we?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Well you're just a ray of sunshine, aren't you?

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Wait? A mall, or THE mall?" Player Connor ask referring to his Mall, the one he created and is right now completely destroyed near the epicenter of his reality's implosion.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Tox, you came back quick. What happen-?"

I glance and double take at the new guy.

"Shhhit, is that Connor?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"OK then." Player Connor turns to WV RaN, "RaN? Jesus what happened to you? You look like a carapcent or whatever it's called."

Player Connor turns back to Tox, "Bro. What have I missed? what's happened since-" Player Connor fails to remember what happened right before being KOed, "...Since whatever happened happened."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Uh... Hello to you too."

 

[Connor Lonske]

Player Connor still hasn't finished Homestuck nor does he remember most of it at all really, saying to WV RaN while Tox pulls him away, "The look suits you!"

Player Connor occupies his time taking pain medication because surprisingly, he is in a hell of a lota pain.

 

[RaNDM G]

[small]"How did he get here though?"[/small]

 

[Paddy the Second]

snip

"Uh, OH MAN WHAT WAS THAT LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO GO INVESTIGATE AND SAVE YOUR PLANET AGAIN OH MAN WOO!" I run towards the source of the noise.

 

[RaNDM G]

[small]"Quit whisper shouting for one thing! We gotta be careful how we handle this. The last thing we need is for him to flip out."[/small]

"Uh, OH MAN WHAT WAS THAT LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO GO INVESTIGATE AND SAVE YOUR PLANET AGAIN OH MAN WOO!" I run towards the source of the noise.

You leave the castellan as he continues his tangent. He has not even noticed your departure.

A half hour's run leads you to the source of... Whatever that was. You have become very used to the heavy armor right now. It hardly encumbers you as you race down the forest trails.

You follow the smoke to a very out of place car. Footprints and drag marks lead away from the crash. Smells like barbecue around here.

One set of prints leads to a nearby shrub. The other far down a clearing in the woods. Which will you investigate first?

 

[Connor Lonske]

Player Connor makes a full diagnostic of the Pip Boy's hardware.

CPU has minor heating damage however is working at almost full functionality.
internal RAM is damaged heavily. there is only enough intact to run the basic pip boy and ai functionality.
user interface chip is undamaged.

Improbability Matrix is fryed, doesn't seem like it's gonna be working anymore.

Player Connor punches the pip boy, "SHIT." he tries to cool down for a moment, "I need some armor."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I run over to the shrub and tear it out from the ground, roots and all. "Guys?"

 

[RaNDM G]

[center]Nothing but a charred corpse. His cracked skin oozes over the grass. The shock is enough to make you sick to your stomach.

You thought you smelt barbecue.

Search his body, or leave him?[/center]