Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"You almost spelled the near apocalypse! Again!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Pfft, it was a lesson in responsibility! I wasn't really going to help Pucci!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I palm my face, "Yare yare daze. You're not staying around my daughter any more."

 

[Saltarius]

"And that, Kasey, is the importance of responsibility."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What am I going to do with you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Kasey, why not tell your dad about our little...English lesson."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What, no! You don't curse in front of your parents! That's reserved for friends!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Jesus fucking christ, you guys don't allow anything to go against the norm? Honestly, we could have a badass battle of thousands that you know we could win. C'mon, when I get bored all I have to do is banish Pucci to some other dimension along with Dio!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"And, if Pucci was to take your stand disc away from you? What then?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Beat his crooked-toe ass to get it back."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Salt, I don't mean to be sexist, you have no muscle whatsoever. How could you beat him?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...I have two guns."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"...Point is, you don't far enough ahead."

 

[Saltarius]

"And you're always worrying about the inevitable!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I smell a sitcom." Diamond jokes.

 

[Saltarius]

"I get the feeling you're just jealous."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Of what? Literally being the most hated one in Mall Fight?"

 

[Saltarius]

"..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Sorry. Too far."

 

[Saltarius]

"..."