Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, we went to the castle because Paddy was locked in the dungeons. We wrecked a culturally ambiguous temple, which caused clipping errors. You turned into a laptop, and we had to reload you from a previous save. When you showed up, you had no memories and then apparently were the terminator."
I start to put a pair of adapters behind my ears, and connect them up to my cybernetic hub.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Trilby you sound rather done at the moment"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No more so than usual."
I replace the ends of the arms of my glasses with connectors, then slide them into the adapters. Immediately, the lenses display everything currently on my wrist-computer screen.
"Great!"
I remove the glasses, then continue tinkering.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I blink.
"Hey whos pumped for Halloween"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I put on a spooky skeleton mask.

"Did someone say, Halloween?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put on my glasses again.
"I am."
I fire my Confetti Shotfun, blowing Sigma's head off with orange and black confetti, leaving a jack o'lantern blood splatter on the wall.

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"Well that's a strange and unusual weapon you have there Trilby." I say.

"So Woon, how've you been." Knife asks.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. Very festive, though."
I shoot Knife in the stomach, plastering the wall with Halloween-themed decorations.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hooray? I guess it is the most appropriate holiday for us to celebrate."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah."
I shoot Paddy's tulpa to see what happens.

 

[RaNDM G]

I fire up my gauntlets and karate chop the chains.

It's locked from the other side, numbskull.

 

[Paddy the Second]

The bullet passes through the tulpa. The tulpa turns into a pumpkin. Like, an actual pumpkin.

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"Well you didn't tell me that!" I punch through the lock.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wasn't expecting that..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I begin dancing in a ritual fashion around Trilby, still in my skeleton costume.

A ring of fire appears, of which Trilby is trapped inside and I am not, yet I continue dancing.
"You can't fight it Trilby! Join us!"
Multiple copies of me appear, all doing the same dance and singing the same chant.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I reload the Shotfun and start shooting the skeleton Zombies.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The bullets all pass through the gaps in the rib-cage, but the skeletons begin turning a slight shade of orange. No, wait, that's just the fire.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Screw this."
I climb into the conveniently spacious air-vent/failed-science disposal hole and crawl away.

 

[Knife-28]

I watch Zombie's skeleton shenanigans. "Oh god, we're boned."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I crawl back out, shoot Knife in the face, then go back inside the vent.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn. "Yea ok Trilby, I guess I can't fault you for venting your anger."