Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

OoC: Alright... And just so you know, I asked about having 2 characters, and you guys said I could...
However, who here thinks I could control NPC's for the time things happen? I control random NPC's, everyone has fun murdering them.

you know how to add people to a group?

But in all honesty, who here would like me to be the NPC master? Everyone else regular players, I play people with only one life.

OOC: sounds good
OOC: are we done for tonight, Is it safe to logout for tonight?

 

[Saltarius]

OOC:GM'd have to be up in that but we're delaying the game like fuck right now. No more.

I wake from my creative coma to see Paddy doing fuck all to create Issue 2. Once more it falls to me to create a more critically acclaimed comic than Watchmen, V for Vendetta, and Detective Comics #27 combined.

Once done, I venture forth outside the G-RV to find shit has most certainly gone down. As in it has not gone down. Because everyone is doing jack shit.

"Zombie? Can we get some mirror clones or evil unicorns or some shit down here?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"AGREED VIKING ME IS BORED!"

I down mead until zombie acts

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What?" I distract myself from Homestuck for a minute. "Oh yeah, maybe." I press a couple of buttons. It spawns hundreds of thousands of evil robot clones.

 

[Saltarius]

"I never said give me a challenge, did I..."

I begin to cut into the horde, using both blade and gauntlet to down the clones.

"So I was thinking, damn robots, that for Issue 8, we have a prequel issue about our lives before this Mall shit. Course, you haven't even read issue 1. You have an appearifier up there or something?"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane ran around for a bit, using her greasy hands to rip the heads off the robots, use their weapons to break the other robots apart, and smashed the robots in the head with frying pans while using Febrease held up to a match as a flamethrower, slowly running around, and landed next to Salt.
"This is fun!~" she said.

 

[Saltarius]

"Quite. Not like that Tengu ************. Good thing we'll definitely never see him again!"

My blade goes through the last of the bots with ease.

"Sp, you appearified that issue 1? You liking it? I think we really captured your character."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I run around hackin and wack, you know choppin do's bones...
I eventually begin using pipe bombs on the horde unfortunately destroying my hand in the process and being distracted long enough to be killed...

I respawn and run back to the group...
"GREAT FUN COMRADES"

 

[MinimanZombie]

".....Captured....Yeah.....That's why I'm a girl. Why the fuck am I portrayed as a girl?!"
[OOC: I'm going to bed. Goodnight.]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: No, we need infinite horde of gay pirate were-zombies

I run over to the hardware store and make some more pipe bombs

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait, what? When the fuck did I wri-Diane, did you get into my notes when I was writing issue 1?"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane looks away.
"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe..."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"More, we need more... That felt GOOD."
I start downing mead

OOC: just saying... infinite horde of gay pirate were-zombies, might make a good fight.

 

[Saltarius]

"Goddamit, now I have to re-draw and re-write an entire issue. Stay the fuck out of the GT Comics office when me and Paddy are working."

I head back into the G-RV to repair the damage.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane giggles, "Wait till he see's what I did to his office..."

[[OoC: its now bright pink]]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Whispers to Diane "fricking hilarious"

OOC: really though comeon gay pirate were-zombies

 

[Saltarius]

"Motherf-DIANE! WHY THE HELL IS OUR OFFICE PINK!?"

An hour of tedious as fuck painting follows as my rage builds.

OOC: Why gay? If they're zombies I doubt they care about sexuality.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane rolls on the floor laughing, "Oh, you should see the look! Oh, its hilarious! I love it!"
She begins to cover the outside of the van with balloons.

 

[RaNDM G]

However, who here thinks I could control NPC's for the time things happen? I control random NPC's, everyone has fun murdering them. I can have fun with everyone with random NPC encounters and have a large cast of characters up my sleeve (Which I prefer...), and everyone has random people to murder.

Y-you're taking my job...

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: THEY TOOK OUR JOBS, DEY DOOK DUR DOBS, DERP DE DURR

"Keep going..."

OOC: and gay because screw you thats why

I do bad acid again and end up in vietnam again