Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I sit on the barbeque and ponder the meaning of life.
"So tell me zombie, where did all these Daleks come from?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I absentmindedly drop my blender on Dianas head, and turn it on.

 

[Wackymon]

After Diane respawns, she sits by Sig, "Space, obviously!" she said.
He can smell alcohol in her breath.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, She's pretty spot on actually. They just kind of showed up. One appeared up here in the control room. I managed to kill it, reprogram it, and restore it. Now I'm controlling it, but a bunch of Cybermen are going to gain access to the mall soon."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"hey sig, wait... your on fire arent you?"

I start eating one of the sausages
Pokes one of her breasts and laughs

 

[Sigma Castell]

OOC: I'm pretty sure I'm a guy now, since we broke the staff
"-Nah, we're all right. Fire is our friend-"
"Cybermen you say? Can't salt just EMP them or something?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: im trolling... troll-ing, funny word
"No, probably not right, too easy, maybe?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nope. Or at least, I doubt it. It just wouldn't make sense."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"exaclty, too easy, it might work though"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I put on a pair of sunglasses
"Then maybe we should fight them in...cyber-space..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nope. Definitely will NOT work. No matter how good the EMP is. Also, you need to put on the sunglasses before the pun, but after the lead up."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"yeah probably they have an organic nervous system and brain so..."
"fight them conventionally?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I stare at zombie.
"...."
"-GODDAMMIT!-"
"Shut up Scrubs"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"why don't we shoot them, and blow them up, and kill them with knives?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well. It's actually hard to shoot them, considering we don't have guns. Plus, they're metal. Metal Vs metal isn't great."
[OOC: By the way, where did you get the plasma rifle?]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: I don't want to get in an argument about this one so here goes, I took it off of an astronaut last night after a dalek killed him and the battle begun, salt saw me do it, I don't know if anyone else remembers it but I consistently refereced it over time to build up a record. Let me know if you find a problem and ask salt if you need to I'd rather not get into an argument this time.

"bombs though, explosives might help"

OOC: explosives were unlocked a while ago

 

[Saltarius]

The horde of silvery mechanical men make their way to the center of the mall, the leader, with a black head, presumably the Cyber Leader, steps forward.

"You will be assimilated. You shall become like us. Do not resist being upgraded."

"Guys! We need to pull a Doomsday on this guys and get the Cybermen on our side!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw five sticks of dynamite at the cyberman, then my blender.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Don't worry Salt I got this." I cover the Cyber army with gold dust. There is no effect. "It's the bastards from the reboot. We're fucked!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"how?"

(/strikethrough) I throw some lit pipebombs at them
"SCATTER!!!"
I throw knife and diane in my RV and drive off to the radio station (/strikethrough)