OOC: have fun fighting unkillable owl peopleMinimanZombie said:
I grab a camping chair, light an opium cigarette and begin to smoke it beside the new crack while sitting in my throne of campiness
OOC: it's 12:59 any news on the boss fights yet?
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I grab a camping chair, light an opium cigarette and begin to smoke it beside the new crack while sitting in my throne of campiness
OOC: it's 12:59 any news on the boss fights yet?
I dodge the Talons attack, and shove a stick of explosive in his eye.
OOC: salt, what confuses me is that diana seems to be AT THE FOURTH WALL CO AND IN THE MALL AT THE SAME TIME WTH IS GOING ON?
OOC: salt, what confuses me is that diana seems to be AT THE FOURTH WALL CO AND IN THE MALL AT THE SAME TIME WTH IS GOING ON?
OOC: nobody knows... wait for your boss fight, read the past couple of pages and all will make sense...
OOC: you should probably remember to clarify... for people not playing as it goes and reading back... don't know, Diane is beginning to seem suspicious
OOC: of everything
OOC: IRL: I have a medically diagnosed paranoia disorder, it's pretty bad
OOC: IRL: I think lovecraft may have been a prophet...
OOC: IRL: I have a medically diagnosed paranoia disorder, it's pretty bad
OOC: IRL: I think lovecraft may have been a prophet...
My hands blur. When they stop I'm holding all five knives. "Good try Cobb. I'm honestly flattered you came back just for me." I electrify the knives and throw them at Cobb's face, he dodges them effortlessly. "Ooh, am I playing with the big boys now?" I draw Peake and Pimpbastard, and turn both to full power.
invaders must die mixed with the metallica version of the duke nukem theme begins to play over the radio network...
"Alright, come on then, you fat bastard." I leap up to the ceiling, and dive down, Raven aimed straight at Ballard's head.
I throw Pimpbastard at Cobb, it pins him to the wall by his thigh. While the electricity forces his body to spasm I set Peake to cold, very cold, only just above absolute zero cold. The water in the air around the blade freezes into droplets that fall to the floor as I cut through his neck.
Diane fires four knives into TALON'S shoulder, and pulls out a can of febreze and a lighter. She uses the makeshift flamethrower on him, and supplements this by throwing a stick of homemade dynamite at him. She then sends four shotgun rounds into his gut, and flings a shuriken into his head. She runs, and locates one of her explosives dressers, covered in knives. She ducks into cover, and sets it aflame, it blowing up, impaling talon with 30 knives.
OOC: Great, someone figures out the weakness and doesn't realize it.
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Cobb is interrupted by his body completely freezing. The slash at his neck bounces off the rock hard ice.
Ballard raises his leg and kicks Raven Razor out of Zombie's hand. He then rushes at Zombie and begins to choke him.
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ZOMBIE:IIIIIIIIIIIIIII
BALLARD:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII/color]
PADDY: VICTORY
COBB:FROZEN
Ballard raises his right arm to grab the blade. It slashes his hand, leaving a significant gash, yet he's not too badly damaged. The wound closes quickly.MinimanZombie said:
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"N-No! Not the damned cold! I won't go ba-"Paddy the Second said:
Cobb is interrupted by his body completely freezing. The slash at his neck bounces off the rock hard ice.
Ballard raises his leg and kicks Raven Razor out of Zombie's hand. He then rushes at Zombie and begins to choke him.
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ZOMBIE:IIIIIIIIIIIIIII
BALLARD:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII/color]
PADDY: VICTORY
COBB:FROZEN
"Get off me you-" *Choke* "Fucking dumb ass." I release my wrist swords, and cut off the hand choking me. I then kick his knee, and stab him in the chest.
I sheathe my swords and turn on the walkie talkie. "It's cold guys, just get them cold and they freeze." I try to break off Cobb's leg.
((I'm just about to eat dinner, back soon.))
((I'm just about to eat dinner, back soon.))
Staunton tears the sticky bomb off with ease and throw it back to Sigma.Sigma Castell said:
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All that shit happens to TALON.wackymon said:
-12,BURN
Ballard shows no emotion as his hand is sliced from his arm. The wound quickly closes. He buckles at being kicked in the knee, but again seems unaffected by the chest stab.MinimanZombie said:
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TALON is incapacitated for one turn putting out the fire.
BALLARD draws his own blade and cuts at Zombie's throat, but misses and instead causes a large gash in his left arm.
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DIANE:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
TALON:IIIIIIIIIII
SIGMA:IIIIIIIIIIIIIII
STAUNTON:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
ZOMBIE:IIIIIIIIIIIII
BALLARD:IIIIIIIIIIII