Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Xot is not gonna believe when we run all the gangs in this shithole gas station. We already own 3/4ths of the place. Sis, if you want, you can join us for the last one. Bastards won't see a goddamn chainsaw massacre coming."

OOC: I totally call Puzzle Fetch Modus. RE4 style.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Who even are these next assholes anyway?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I high five Salt, Paddy and Ryan, and hand sister a smoothie.

 

[Saltarius]

"From what the map I downloaded says, these assholes call themselves the 'Daybreak Consortium.' They were formed in the last hour or so and seem to be doing community service and shit. Fuckin' hippies. It'll be easy. Last chance Sister, wanna join in on the bloodshed?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The eyes begin to combust and the sword begins to rust

X starts to laugh

 

[Silver Shadow]

I throw the sword into xs skull and stomp on the eyes

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: What the fuck happened there?! How did his eyes combust? Why is Silvers sword rusting!?]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: space magic... and cthulhu

X continues to laugh and begins to get up

Ryan begins to look annoyed as Diane continues to ignore him

 

[Silver Shadow]

silver started mercilessly stabing X with his rusting sword, leaving loads of wounds pouring blood out of X's chest, apinting it red

 

[Silver Shadow]

OoC; dont you meen fluffulu?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X's head begins to combust in a blue flame, still laughing

Ryan begins to tap his foot

OOC: long story, involves deus ex machina bastion failsafe, and the fourth wall

 

[RaNDM G]

"Ugh. I'm calling the cops."

Sister calls the cops.

 

[Silver Shadow]

i DECIDE FUCK THIS AND WALK BACK TO THE PEOPLES

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X pulls the blade out of her head, stops laughing, and the fire goes out... "i'm just fucking with you..." The wound heals, the rust dissapears, and she hands silver her blade back

Ryan begins to stare at silver confused

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Salt, Couldnt we just threaten them without killing them? I mean, they are just hippies. Unless they summon a giant Mantis. Then we can shoot the fuck out of them."

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: THE TROLLS COPS CANNOT DEFEAT THE MIGHT OF THE MIDNIGHT CREW.

"BE THAT WAY. C'MON GUYS, WE'RE MAKING A NAME FOR OURSELVES."

The Crew makes it's way in the stolen getaway van to a scenic park where a bunch of assholes in flowery colors are picking up trash.

"I almost feel bad."

I fire two shots and kill two of the treehuggers.

"Almost."

SALTARIUS-REPEATING REVOLVER- 6 ROUNDS

 

[Wackymon]

[OoC: I HAVE NO IDEA!]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: firearms are unlocked right?

Ryan grabs Diane and shoves the gauntlet in her face... she begins to know the mall

X stabs Silver in the back with her Vibrosword severing his spinal cord

 

[Silver Shadow]

"bah! OH YOU WANT SOME TOO< HUH!!!????"i Yell at ryan, and befor he could react i imbed my rusty sword in his hear and gouge out his eyes whilsthe is still breathing, as the corde snaps blood and greymatter sprayed across my arm

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sigh.
"Jesus christ not again..."
I peform a knock-out move on a hippy, earning MERCIFUL-10