Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Silver Shadow]

I , after some time, walk over to te manision, is sneaqk in and go look for people

 

[MinimanZombie]

"That you Silver? Long time no see. Considering you buggered off earlier." I leap over the railing, to the ground floor. I greet Silver.

 

[Silver Shadow]

I go to shake his hand "yeah its me, they left me in this shoping aml, then they kicked me out, i grabed a nuke and now im here"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, it would seem like you left the nuke somewhere else. Thank you." I pull my hand away, and go back to reading upstairs.

 

[Silver Shadow]

[color]"nah, it exploded when i grabed it... hey cpouuld i have a drink?"[/]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Why, of course." I go off into the kitchen, and grab a bottle of coke. I'm tempted to drop a cyanide pill in it, but decide against it. I present him the bottle, and drink one myself.

 

[Silver Shadow]

I look at the coke "got any blood?" i ask

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hold on." I grab one of the fresh corpses and slice through one of the arteries. Plenty of blood spurts out into a cup. "Here you go." I hand him the cup.

 

[Silver Shadow]

I deink the whole thing "thanks dude, npthing like fresh blood, huh"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, I'm not much of a fan, but Raven here" I pull out Ravens Razor, "Why, he loves life. Or more specifically, absorbing it, from the living."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I crash an Aston Martin 2 feet from Salt and Paddy.
I climb out, coughing and waving smoke away.
"Okay guys, long story short, I woke up and BDSM nuns tried to kill me. But It's cool now."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah I know Salt, dreams remember? Hey Sig. So what's the plan for now?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make smoothies.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I make everyone a delicious continental breakfast, and waft the smell toward them while playing

Spoiler: this

loudly.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I frown at Trilby.
"Hey! I'm the Caterer here!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at Sig, then flip the table over, throwing food everywhere and knocking over everyone else's chairs.
I sit down, fold my arms and glare.
"Happy now?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

After dismissing Silver, I press a button and order a pizza. I do it again after a few minutes. I decide to go to the kitchen and see what the problem-Oh right. I killed everyone. That means the chef is still dead. I decide to cook the pizza myself, and then I sit down at my desk upstairs. After eating the pizza I call the others. "Guys, any updates on...anything really?" I kick a corpse off of a table. I then remember to cut off his face. I then proceed to do that with all the corpses in the mansion. My collection is bigger than ever.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane runs up to everyone, handing them brownies, and then diving into a nearby hallway.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not particularly brah. What's happenin' your end?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit dude, even Felt territory is uneventful? Bizarros...well I already told Paddy. He'll clue you in if you need. Sigma, how's Parks and Recreation been lately?"