Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

The fire explodes in X's face and she dies

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh. Dear, a fire. Better put that out. Nah."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X respawns inside the mansion and gets back to being plastered

OOC: also, DUBSTEP!!!!!

 

[RaNDM G]

OOC: also, DUBSTEP!!!!!

 

[Knife-28]

Meanwhile, Salt gets a text message.

'That's a nice mansion you've got there, ssssshame id ssssomething were to happen to it.'

If anyone were to look outside they would see a crude cardboard creeper standing in front of the mansion.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: why oh why god does dubstep keep playing...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start pouring vodka everywhere and watch as it burns.
I step outside and see the cardboard creeper.
"SHOO! SHOO! GO ON!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Ha ha. Ha ha, very funny."

I walk outside to get rid of the crude effigy before an actual explosive attached to it goes off.

"The fuck?"

An veritable army of the green bastards begins to surround the mansion, moving on small wheels attached to the bottom.

"Guys. Knife has gone against the Midnight Crew. Let's show him the error of his ways."

I don my backup hat and whip out my Tommy gun, opening fire on the cardboard creepers.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane stands next to knife.
"♪My name is pinkie pie!♪"

 

[Knife-28]

Knife and Efink start to sing along with Diane while Rebas trys to block out the sound from the other room.
As they sing, timed charges start to go off, blowing the mansion to smitherines.
OOC: Ironicly, I'm actually listening to it right now.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I watch the mansion explode.
"WHOO!"

 

[Saltarius]

I duck for cover as the blasts level the Felt's mansion. Slowly standing up among the rubble, I see Knife in the distance.

I observe the spade card in my pocket and crush it in anger.

No one fucks with the Midnight Crew.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane stabs Salt through his stomach with a incredibly sharp knife in her image, but her pony image.
"♪Just give me a joyfull grin Grin Grin!♪"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X slowly backs away from Diane

 

[Knife-28]

@Salt: Knife and Efink are in their hideout...which is ages away....

Efink watches the destruction throught a remote video camera and smiles. "I love it when a plan comes together."

 

[Saltarius]

"You skipped like...two lines of that song." I correct as I die. Luckily, like the extreme badass that I am, I've captchalouged my gear and inventory. Thank god for the Puzzle Fetch Modus.

I respawn in the ashes of the Felt's Mansion and try to find Zombie.

"Knife's stepping on our crew man. Let's show him, Boxcars."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X looks around the mansion and begins to bathe in the ashes

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at Salt. "Am... am I Boxcars?" I ask, confused.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane sits down next to Knife, and smiles, "Well, time to break them apart! They were acting like monsters..."

 

[Knife-28]

"Indeed, Ms Pie." Efink says before I can answer. He hands here a detonator for a secondary set of incendiary bombs placed in the mansion. "Care to do the honours milady?" He says, and Diane gleefully depresses the button, the incendiary bombs burning what little is left of the mansion. If viewed from the air, it would make the shape of a spade that has been cut in two, as if, say, by a knife.