Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"That was the initial plan before we killed every other gang. I suppose we could do it again. But then there'd be less drugs for me."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck that shit. Bust out the white out.[small] Motherfuckers...hell kinda power is Salt anyway...[/small] There!"

It now (correctly) says HEIR of DOOM.

"More fitting, methinks. Oh and Trilby, yours is...Knight of Void. Interesting."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Shut up and progress things so I can earn myself one of those awesome dresses."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Whats mine?", I say, whilst making a smoothie.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Knight of Void? So, I protect y'all with nothingness? That sounds easy." I say.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We need a hero of time all up in this or our session will be the void one."

 

[Saltarius]

"Convinient then. Sigma is...Prince of Time. Shit, dude that's almost the same as Eridan. Better make sure you don't become a forever alone hipster anytime soon. And to save time, Zombie is...Thief of Hope. Weird shit be going on. Besides, we're still waiting for that Rebas asshole to make it back to Knife. Guess we can lynch some innocent people to reassert our badassery."

Captcha: Back to basics. Seems legit.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X wakes up in the corner of the bar, she looks confused

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I JUST1C3 a bystander.
"Like that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Nothing better to do it seems."

I begin to cut into the crowds of people, relishing their screams. Once the deed is done and the crowd lays slain, I paint their blood into a broken knife and a whole spade.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Who's going to buy drugs if everyone is dead."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X wanders out of the bar and follows Rebas

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sigh.
I walk over to the Patron-o-matic, and clone an extra 20 patrons to replace the ones Salt killed.
"So. Lord of Time. Pretty serious shit there."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You are." I point out. "Would you like some ecstasy?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm carrying infinite amounts of all drugs in my bag, I don't need to buy any. And yes Sig, without us we lose the game and all die."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X sneaks into Knifes base

 

[Saltarius]

"On the bright side, I get powers of Doom. Whatever the fuck those are."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X falls asleep on a random couch in Knifes base

 

[Saltarius]

"Uhh, Mike? You might wanna see this. Some chick just fell asleep on a couch. One of the ones we were trashing."

"Screw it, it's her problem she ends up where she ends up."

The two men load the couch into the back of a dumpster truck and drop it's load of trash, X included, into a landfill. X suffocates under the pile of nasty ass trash and dies.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think you know when shit's going down." I say.