Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Come on, the fire's out, theres less smoke here that at a tobacco quitting group meeting, so let me in, or are you to busy doing the horizontal tango, or, whatever the freaking euphemism trolls use for sex is."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, but we shut the door to keep people out, not the fire. You're a person."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I tap Trilby on the shoulder.
"Smoothie?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, sorry Knife. You're not getting in. Although, may I ask who your patron troll is?"

 

[Knife-28]

"But I'm the reason you hear in the freaking first place you pomped up Scottish nitwit!" Efink yells out. "And as for you Zombie...my patron troll is Sollux."

Meanwhile in The Mall, I continue to guard the portal, and by that I mean sleep.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"How so?" I ask, beginning to play some music for a awesome party with all the trolls. "I mean, We could have got here on our own."

 

[Sigma Castell]

OOC:dammit it didnt work..

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why, thank you."
I take a sip of the smoothie.
"Aah, refreshing."
I suddenly realise I don't have a bear for bearbot.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You're welcome"
I sit sleep for a bit.

 

[Knife-28]

"I was the one that fixed Salts crappy machine!" Efink continues to yell, before realizing that noone can hear him over the music. He sighs, and sticks his hands in his pockets, looking for something.
A minute or two latter, a tapping sound can be heard from the wall next to the door, and a 1x1 meter section of the wall just dissappears, and another below that. Efink steps out of the newly created hole, slipping a diamond pickaxe into his jacket.

 

[MinimanZombie]

He then realizes that he knocked down the wrong wall. The wall then reforms, and he is trapped, as his pickaxe disintegrates. We continue having a great party. It involves...Shots.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I load my crossbow and shoot Efink in the eye.
"Bad Efink. No mining the wall out."

 

[Knife-28]

Efink respawns, retrieves another pickaxe and digs trough the right wall this time, slapping Miniman and Trilby upside the head before going to dance with the trolls.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab Efink by the collar as he tries to walk away.
"You weren't invited." I send him out the door, and reinforce the door, and the wall. Me, a few others, and the trolls proceed to have the greatest party, ever. Of all time.

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
Efink exits the basement, alcamises a rocket chair, and flys back to the portal. I hear the sounds of smashing, and wake up to see Efink destroying the portal device and with it, the portal itself, trapping everyone currently in Alternia there forever. "Woah, wait, how are the others going to get back?" I ask, receiving no answer as Efink stalks deeper into The Mall muttering something about 'ungreatful douchbags'.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at Zombie.
"I think we hit a nerve."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I bring out the Rave-o-matic and set it to full power

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Heheh. I think we did." I start giggling uncontrollably.
"Sorry-Sorry. It's just...Hehehe...Anyway. Let us return to more important endeavors. Like partying with the trolls."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sure. I doubt our actions will affect us negatively in any way shape or form."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Look, I'm sorry. I gave out the forms for the invites to the party. They had to be completed in order to gain entry. Only you, Paddy, Sigma, and me, completed them. Payment however could persuade me...Wait why am I telling you this?"