Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

Doctor Honeytongue and Inspector Blueberry fall out of the sky near me.
"Perfect timing, Inspector. There's been a murder!"
I captchalogue the Inspector and the Doctor.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I put on a monocle and a top hat.
"Time to solve some mysteries!"

OOC: Are we the official Mall Fight? or does that have it's own forum?

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall asleep on top of zombie's head.
(Night guys)

 

[RaNDM G]

"HoNK! HoNK!"

" what was noise?" i ask]

The rest of the party has no idea. There are no killer clowns you know of that make the sound [b][color=purple]HoNK![/color][/b] Clearly, you must be hearing things.

)

Spoiler: @Sigma

I put on a monocle and a top hat.
"Time to solve some mysteries!"

OOC: Are we the official Mall Fight? or does that have it's own forum?

We are the current Escapist Mall Fight. There is an Unofficial Official Forum, but uh...

We don't talk about the Unofficial Official Forum. Suffice to say, the Unofficial Official Forum isn't the safest place to visit on the web.

I shouldn't even be talking about the Unofficial Official Forum. Tox would kick my ass.

So uh...

Don't visit the Unofficial Official Forum?

Please?

 

[MinimanZombie]

After crawling through the grates, I find bugger all. I decide to walk around normally, trying to find Gamzee.
[Oh buggerydo, next post is my 1000th post! Lets start this motherfucking party!]

 

[Sigma Castell]

"HoNK! HoNK!"

" what was noise?" i ask]

The rest of the party has no idea. There are no killer clowns you know of that make the sound [b][color=purple]HoNK![/color][/b] Clearly, you must be hearing things.

)

Spoiler: @Sigma

I put on a monocle and a top hat.
"Time to solve some mysteries!"

OOC: Are we the official Mall Fight? or does that have it's own forum?

We are the current Escapist Mall Fight. There is an Unofficial Official Forum, but uh...

We don't talk about the Unofficial Official Forum. Suffice to say, the Unofficial Official Forum isn't the safest place to visit on the web.

I shouldn't even be talking about the Unofficial Official Forum. Tox would kick my ass.

So uh...

Don't visit the Unofficial Official Forum?

Please?

OOC: okay, I was only wondering because i searched for Mall fight on TV tropes and didnt recognise any of the stuff there. Also i thought Tox was you're character? and why don't you tal about it?

 

[RaNDM G]

@Sigma: Tox is a player who pops in from time to time. Xot is his alter ego from a reverse parallel dimension. Not to be confused with Nega Tox, who is a complete dick.

We're not on TV Tropes yet. I don't like that crowd anyway.

 

[MinimanZombie]

[So...Are we going to get some sort of confrontation with Gamzee? I mean, sure, it's pretty dead here, but still. Oh right, and this is my 1000th post. YAY! *Pulls party popper thing*]
I open a door, from where the honks seem to be originating from. The door creaks open, and I find...

 

[Sigma Castell]

I crash a bicycle into the mall ,causing much destruction.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue to wander around, making myself look like a target to any and all psychotic juggalo aliens.
To help, I start playing Miracles by the Insane Clown Posse.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk into Trilby, holding a boombox.
"DAMN IT! God, don't do that! Aw man, that was scary. Anyway, what the fuck are you doing? Are you looking for Gamzee to? If you are, then, this is going to help the search effort, a lot."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, I'm not looking for Gamzee. I'm trying to get him to look for me. Lure him out and all that. I'm going back to the room where we found Mr Orange Creamsicle's blood. You stay back and keep an eye out."
I wander off in the general direction of said room.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"....Fuck that! Dude, I'm like, the only one that kind of understands Gamzee. I mean, come on, I stole fucking faces!" I follow Trilby. "Anyway, if we get separated, he could pick us off."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's kind of the point." I say. "Anyway, death means jack shit for us."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Pretty shitty plan. So he kills you, what then? What is the point?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Then you leap in distract Gamzee while I respawn behind him and run him through."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, cause Gamzee will fall for that. I don't think you understand, that it's incredibly difficult to kill Gamzee. Think about Nepetas attempt. Total sneak attack right? He didn't even blink."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well fine, if you're going to be like that..."
I sit down, annoyed, and start watching funny cat videos.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, I'm just relaying the finer points of why this is a terrible plan. We can still try it if you really want to."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I guess I might as well help. This place is getting kinda dull ayway. why are we stil in arcadia? and wheres paddy and ryan and the others gone?"