Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC:k, so the fort is in the mall then.

"Thanks"

 

[Saltarius]

I proceed to join Zomb's server and rocket the hell out of him.

"AMERICA, MOFO!" I shout over to him.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fuck this." I turn to the Demoman, and proceed to cut the shit out of Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

I melee 1v1 the shit out of Zomb.

"SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan hacks in as a scout and beats them both to death with a bat "GREEN TEAM RULES!!!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"....." FACEPALM COMBO X2. I then use the spy to stealth the shit out of Salt. I begin dominating him.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I medic them both to death.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I go engineer and build level four turrets all over the place

"[b]Can't stop a hacker[/b]"

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck this shit. Goddamn crates. Ar, need you to do me a favor."

D0 we need t0 g0 0ver the tw0 different species thing again

"Not that kind."

The server crashes within seconds.

"OH HO HO FUCK YO COUCH ZOMB! MY WIFE'S THE BEST!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I Ubercharge zombie.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk up to Salt with FREEDOM!
"The fuck did you just say?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"We're playing the hacking game eh?" I make my spy invincible, as well as make him always invisible. I then sap all the turrets, and backstab everyone. Then the server crashes.
"Oh yeah? Check this out! [sub]Vriska honey could you do me a favor? Thanks.[/sub]" Vriska makes Salt slap himself repeatedly.

 

[Saltarius]

"It's a uh...Soldier quote. I was playing Soldier. Connect the dots."

I unsheathe The American Way.

"Now I suggest you get the fuck out of me and Aradia's room."

"GODDAMIT ZOMB, THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I build a matrix interface in my room and proceed to connect it to the fort's network...
Followed by placing imperial flags, lot's of imperial flag's, and a workbench... the room slowly becomes strewn with bolter parts

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hehehehe...worth it. Sorry dude. You were asking for it." I burst out laughing.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: I meant in my room, the flags are in my room

I plug into the network and start a lobby for an dawn of war (apocalypse), plays a hacked imperial guard legion

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh yeah well...shut up."

I finally decide to go to bed.

"Christ this bed is cold."

Y0u can cuddle with me

"No offense hun, but you're kind of made of metal. Not known for being very warm."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"..Why is everyone married to trolls except me, paddy and ryan?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Because we're sane..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Because everyone else is dead."

Yeah...every0ne.

"Goddamit Sig you made my wife depressed again."