Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Paddy the Second

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"Myself eh? Can't say I know them, never come up in a past instance. So what's this Myself character want with Salt? Or will I have to hurt it out of you?" With a flick of the knife his little fingers fall to the floor.
 

Sigma Castell

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"On it. Hold on to your hats, people"
I floor the accelerator and activate the turbo, smashing through hundreds of houses.
 

Saltarius

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"No, you inconceivable idiot, I work for myself and by myself. Don't you recognize my voice yet?"
 

Paddy the Second

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"Can't say I do, maybe you only knew Belano. Or maybe I'm just crazy. Or both, or neither, all viable options." I cut off his ring fingers. "Tell it to me straight."
 

Saltarius

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A beeping is heard as the assassin's helmet opens up.

"I'm Nega Salt, dumbass."

ELSEWHERE

I decide to look over some video files of me and Aradia.

SEVEN MONTHS AGO


"What do you mean, leave office? The people need me!"

0ne y0u d0n't 0we them anything. tw0, y0ur c0ncerns sh0uld be with 0ur child!

"It's only been two months! Hell, we already know that the pregnancy is going to work out, despite what we thought!"

why d0 y0u always have t0 think ab0ut the faceless cr0wds instead 0f y0ur 0wn family? Why did I ever marry y0u, peri0d?

"I could ask the same thing of you! If you weren't carrying my son, I'd have thrown you out months ago!"

Y0u see? This is exactly what I mean. All this was for 'publicity' anyways. Y0u never really l0ved me.

"Well maybe if you weren't always so wrapped up in your stupid ass movies, I'd be able to feel like I know you! But no, you're always off filming, flirting with other men!"

h0w dare y0u!? my c0-stars and i have had n0thing but plat0nic relati0ns!

"Sure. As soon as that kid pops out, we're through."

the feeling is mutual.

THE PRESENT

"My god..."
 

Knife-28

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Unfortunately for Salt, it's at this point he realises that noone is actually driving the car. Luckly though, the low swoop of jet engines marks the arrival of a black pelican with some expertly painted flames on the front. Dropping low over the car, the powerful magnets on the base of the tail pluck the smaller vehical off the road, and with it's cargo succure, the pelican lifts off into the sky.
"Thank you for choosing Knife airlines, were would you fine folks be headed today?" My voice crackles over the car radio as I give a wave from the cargo bay.
 

Saltarius

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"Hey Knife. Listen, shit ahs gone down and all I need say is that I have a grub who needs to be taken somewhere safe from some assassin. I don't know if there are any more."
 

Knife-28

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"A grub? I didn't know you were an Entomologist Salt." I say, before calling over my shoulder towards the cockpit, "Yo Knife, take 'er back around to the penthouse."
 

Knife-28

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A muffled 'what' is heard from cockpit, and I turn back to the hanging car to relay the message. "Knife wants to know who's the mother."
 

Knife-28

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"Ah." I say, pausing while I listen to something from the cockpit. "Ok, Knife says congratulations."
As we talk, the pelican comes to a hover over a skyscraper in the inner city. A section of the roof of the building splits open, and the pelican lowers inside, the roof closing back overhead. Landing, the magnets holding the car to the dropship turn off, dropping it with a thud. "Well, we're here." I say, jumping down from the troop bay and leading Salt and Nepeta through a nearby door into the penthouse proper. The apartment is very spartan yet at the same time looks very laish, wall to wall windows offering commanding views of the city. "Well, make yourself at home." I say, sitting down and turning on the TV to check the news.
 

Knife-28

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"Ah." I say, pausing while I listen to something from the cockpit. "Ok, Knife says congratulations."
As we talk, the pelican comes to a hover over a skyscraper in the inner city. A section of the roof of the building splits open, and the pelican lowers inside, the roof closing back overhead. Landing, the magnets holding the car to the dropship turn off, dropping it with a thud. "Well, we're here." I say, jumping down from the troop bay and leading Salt and Nepeta through a nearby door into the penthouse proper. The apartment is very spartan yet at the same time looks very laish, wall to wall windows offering commanding views of the city. "Well, make yourself at home." I say, sitting down and turning on the TV to check the news.
 

Saltarius

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"Yeah uh...Aradia's dead. I...don't really want to talk about it. Or rather, not in front of Gideon. Nep? You mind taking care of him for a spell while we talk? Thanks."

I beckon the two Knives to a coffee table and set down a few mugs for the three of us. A long moment of silence starts us off.

"Plain and simple, I fucked up."
 

Knife-28

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"Hah, that's a first." Knife says sarcasticly, and I elbow him in the side before asking, "How, what happened?"
 

ShindoL Shill

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I walk off, put my disguise back on and get hammered with a bunch of hipsters.
"Well... that went better than expected. Which says a lot about my expectations."
I look around.
"Which is probably why I'm here. That, or I don't know any other bars in this damn mall-city-thing. Why is there all this shit inside a mall!?"