Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I walk around the city for a few hours trying to find anyone I recognize from the mall before the last.
"Damn dude, you need a chill pill. Relax. Okay, you know that warehouse, down at wallaby lane? There's a secret basement. He's hiding there. So is his kid. Happy?"
"Well, there's a chance, that I'm not lying, but then I'll tell you a lie, leading you to go to the wrong location, meaning I'll have given him a chance to escape, while you're baffled by his lacking. Or, this confuses you, so you go to the original location, and that's a lie, so the above happens again, or it's even more of a lie!" I say very quickly, in a Jack Sparrow manner.
"Okay, listen he's at-" I instantly release my claw swords, cutting off the blasting hand. I kick the assailant in the crotch, and scratch his chest, leaving deep gashes.
"You always played tough, didn't you? No matter."
The assailant slamsa button on his wrist, detonating charges at the bottom of the building.
"I'd wager you have three minutes to grab your kid and go. I'll find Crane on my own."
He leaps out the window into the night.
The assailant slamsa button on his wrist, detonating charges at the bottom of the building.
"I'd wager you have three minutes to grab your kid and go. I'll find Crane on my own."
He leaps out the window into the night.
I walk over to a building, a largish postwar house. Artificial and obviously human. Modernist and functional. I knock on the door. Someone who is almost familiar opens the door. It's Nega Zombie. "I'm here to see-" He silences me with a hand gesture, and speaks "He's in the back." He leads me through the central room, where the other Negas are sat around a table. I wave awkwardly at them. I'm pushed into the cellar. A man is sat on a stool beside a coal chest. It's open and full of set cement. There are cracks. "Thank you Zomb', you can shut the door now." I'm alone with him. "Long time no see." "Have we even met in the first place?" "I'm not sure, there was Yddap, and P4ddy. But I don't think we've-" "So you hollowed out Belano. You wiped him out. Could say killed him." "Wasn't trying to. Who did you get?" "Some nobody sat in a bar. Can't imagine there was a great loss to society. Smoke?" I accept a cigarette. "What did Salt's want with the kid?" "You think I give enough of a shit to ask him?" "So do you guys have a game plan or what?" He leans forward, takes a long drag. "We take down Salt, cosy up to Sister, then bam! Negas are in charge of the mall." "Should you be telling me this?" "I don't care. Not like it matters. Do you care about who's in charge here?" "Can't say I do. I'm only doing my tertiary job." He grins and leans back.
"....Ah shit pickles." I dive into my kids room, and grab Tom, and then lead all the trolls out. I dive out the window, into the lake below. Everyone follows. I clamber onto a bus, with all the trolls, and ask the driver to drive to Knifes apartment.
After walking for a few hours I decide to head home, on the way home I hear an explosion, open a telephone box, call it in, and begin running to the scene of the bombing.
I arrive at the penthouse, with all the trolls, and my kid. I stroll in.
"Welp, we're fucked. Sup Salt. How's life? My mansion just got blown up, by some stupid fu-" I look at Tom. "Dging assailant. Got his arm at least." I wave the hand of the man around, showing the strange swirl on his palm.
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Meanwhile With The Negas
"Boss, it's cool. He tries anything funny, I'll get him. Easy as. So boss, remind me. Why the fuck are we doing this?"
"Welp, we're fucked. Sup Salt. How's life? My mansion just got blown up, by some stupid fu-" I look at Tom. "Dging assailant. Got his arm at least." I wave the hand of the man around, showing the strange swirl on his palm.
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Meanwhile With The Negas
"Boss, it's cool. He tries anything funny, I'll get him. Easy as. So boss, remind me. Why the fuck are we doing this?"
"It doesn't matter, I was just leaving. Paddy your shell didn't happen to have a car that's currently outside would he?" Nega me throws me some keys. "The shitty ford." "Thank you very much." I give him an exaggerated kiss on the cheek and leave, calling out "Sorry about the whole beating thing Nega Salt." as I shut the door. The keys do indeed operate the shitty ford. I drive towards Zombie's mansion. "Well. That escalated quickly." I see Ryan and get out, running towards him. "Hey Ryan, you still police? What's going on?"
"Alright, here's the downlow. Bastards aren't going to give up Crane easily. So there is one of two ways we flush him out. Option one, we take his brat and hold him hostage. Option two, we take the entire city and demand he sacrifice himself. From there, we escalate."
THE PENTHOUSE
"Glad to see y-Wait. Zomb, that's the exact same guy who came after me. Sh...oot. They must be coming for us. We're going to have to keep eyes out."
THE PENTHOUSE
"Glad to see y-Wait. Zomb, that's the exact same guy who came after me. Sh...oot. They must be coming for us. We're going to have to keep eyes out."
"Wait, who's coming after us?"
With the Negas.
Nega Trilby stops spinning his swivel chair.
"Are you suggesting we kidnap a child? Because I would like to volunteer."
With the Negas.
Nega Trilby stops spinning his swivel chair.
"Are you suggesting we kidnap a child? Because I would like to volunteer."
I phone Salt. "Yo mayor dipshit. Our Negas are plotting to take you out and then Sister, yours is the one who attacked you last night."
"Huh. Really? Well damn. Although, if I did get his hand, maybe we can use it against him? He bragged about it quite a bit. What I don't get, is why it's only been one guy. Surely, a plan of killing us, would require a lot more people. Like, 10 incredibly powerful Eldritch abominations. Minimum. I'm kidding, but man, I suddenly feel a lot less safe."
I smash through the wall at 400KmH, narrowly missing both the kids. My trajectory takes me straigh to my apartment, where I land expertly at my computer, which somehow got there from Paddys car. Probably the Pandas.
"What took you so long?", Asks the figure sitting on the back-up chair.
"Cthulu needed councilling. And I had to steal some smoothies because reasons. Anyway, I'm here now."
I make Nega Sig a smoothie and we get to work.
"What took you so long?", Asks the figure sitting on the back-up chair.
"Cthulu needed councilling. And I had to steal some smoothies because reasons. Anyway, I'm here now."
I make Nega Sig a smoothie and we get to work.