Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"This is turning into a manga!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start doing CPR on the rhino.
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE SNOOZEY WAKE UP! COME ON! PLEASE!"
I let my hands fall to my sides. Tears drip slowly down my cheeks.
"Please..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Aw come on! They're cute! And we need a team pet, why not rhinos?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I take Sigma by the arm and lead him away. "I'm sorry, it's too late for her."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wipe my eyes, and slowly get to my feet.
"Salt...Take care of Snoozeys kids...I have something I must do..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright. Uh...I'm going to name you...Aleksei. Like the Rhino from Spider-Man. And I'm going to name you...Dimitri. Because it sounds cool."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab Woon by the throat.
"You ************! What do you have to say for yourself! WELL! SPEAK ************!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn to Paddy.
"I've known her for years, you know? We fought the Jawa Rebellion together, me and her. I set her up with her husband, Benny."
I look up.
"ohshit. Benny."

 

[Saltarius]

"Let's get you two somewhere a little safer."

I lead the two rhinos to a clearing and sit down.

 

[Knife-28]

"To be fair on David guys, it was a heavly armoured that was charging towards us, dosn't leave much interpritation other that 'Holy fuck this things going to kill us.' Heck, I was about to shoot it muself, before David beat me to the draw and went Saxon Hale on it's ass."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If that's how we're going to react to things running at us, our plan of 'we come in peace' is fucked."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I take out a tissue and blow my nose.
"He'll probably still be in China at the moment. We should bury her and get out of here before he comes back."

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys, it was a mother protecting it's young."

 

[Captain Anon]

crawls over to the dead rhino *make it right* puts one hand on the rhino "look like you're not the only one who has a little magic up their sleeves eh paddy?" he closes his eyes and starts chanting something along the lines of "And Shepherd i shall be, For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, my feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So i shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti" opens his eyes and starts screaming as the inside of his eyes and his mouth light up like a Christmas tree and then turns to dust

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wut."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You utter dipshit. You realise your puny christian god holds no sway here right?"

 

[Saltarius]

Jack shit happens because magic isn't real.

 

[Knife-28]

"Not all things Trilby, I'm just saying that when a Rhino, and a heavly armoured one at that, is charging at you, that odds are its trying to kill you. Infact, props to you David from protecting us from what was likly a very serious threat."

 

[Captain Anon]

that's nothing left of david but dust and then all of sudden the rhino gets up and walks off with it's young ones

 

[Sigma Castell]

I blink.
"Uuhhhhh..."