Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"GODAMMIT I HATE YOU SO MUCH, WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU HATE ME BACK?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"There are far more important things to hate in the universe Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"[small]"Why the fuck do I still love you."[/small]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start slapping Salt in the face.
"WE ALL HATE YOU! DO YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Because you made a terrible mistake!"

 

[Saltarius]

I kick Trilby in the nuts.

"I CAN'T HELP WHAT I'M ATTRACTED TO, ALRIGHT?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I headbutt Salt.
"STOP COMPLAINING THAT PADDY DOESN'T HATE YOU!"

 

[Knife-28]

I step out of the treeline, see whats going on and.....immidiatly 180 it back into the swamp.

 

[Saltarius]

I punch Trilby in the stomach and walk over to Paddy.

"Alright, who the fuck is this Porrim I kleep hearing about?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"None of your business." I use my gauntlets to propel myself to the treetops.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well fuck."

I sit down outside the cave.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk over and hand Salt an Angst-flavour smoothie.
"I can't imagine what being rejected for a fictional character feels like, but you have my feels anyway."
I notice the Homestuck Kickstarter.
"What the fu-SPLUDGETASTIC"
My brain spludges everywhere.
I respawn.
"WHY CANT I AFFORD ANY OF THE COOL STUFF! DAMN YOU CAPITALISM!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pat Sigma on the shoulder.
"I know that feel, bro."

 

[Saltarius]

"Huh? Oh yeah that's cool I guess. It's just that I learned some...revealing information about Sister that's making me feel rather guilty. It's nothing big. I'm just waiting so Zomb can start/finish his goddamn quest. He's an Heir, apparently."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"They get cool powers right?"
Tears drip slowly down my cheeks.
"...I want my fantroll to be canon...-sob-"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall asleep.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think Heirs are like Knights, only they use their powers to protect themselves, not the group as a whole..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, let's just hope he gets a shitty aspect so I don't feel so us-I mean I wish him the best."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Y'know, I'm starting to wonder why Paddy doesn't hate you as well..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, can I be open with you for a second? I like, don't try to be a dick all the time, y'know. It just happens sometimes."