Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Looks like you're in the FRIEND ZONE! YAY FRIENDSHIP!" I pull out some crackers and confetti falls from the sky. Everyone is wearing a party hat.

 

[Saltarius]

"I feel more like Eridan. And no, I don't like it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Awww, poor baby."

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't patronize me."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'll keep that in mind."

 

[Saltarius]

"You're starting to piss me off."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Only starting?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start a conga line with the PartyNPCS
"Guys, please just get along. Everytime we're not on a quest we get Paddy/Salt arguments."

 

[Saltarius]

I punch Paddy in the face.

"No. Now I'm officially pissed."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I pull off my gasmask and hold it to my face to look for damage. "Hey man, I worked for hours on this, please be careful."

 

[Saltarius]

I toss Paddy's gasmask into the marsh and shove him onto the ground.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I blast Salt off me with a pulse of arcane energy and walk to my gas mask. I return rubbing it clean with my sleeve. "I don't want to fight you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a bottle of whisky at Salt.
"Cool it, mate."

 

[Saltarius]

I punch Paddy in the face again.

"I do."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I feel my face for damage. "Why?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I dislike you intensely, so much so that it turns to violence."

I roundhouse Paddy.

"That a good enough answer?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw a Smoothie at Salt.
"Can you please calm down?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But what's the source of your dislike?" I ask, pushing myself to my feet.

 

[Saltarius]

"You behavior annoys me and your general patronization annoys me further."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You were fine with me for a long time."