Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"The fuck are you talking about? It's not because I'm blind. It's because I want to do some goddamn target practice."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I didn't mean to imply you're throwing stakes around because you're blind. I meant, I have a problem with a blind man throwing stakes around. It's called self-preservation."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, so just because I'm blind means I can't throw stakes?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But seriously."

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, if you dare agree with him, I will spoil Paranorman."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"YOU FUCKING WOULDN'T DARE!"

 

[Saltarius]

"The witch is..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I shoot Salt in the face. "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop."

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn and lean in close.

"Just agree with me over Trilby. I'll take you to see it once we get back to the mall."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Agree with him and all you'll get is more holes in your body."

 

[Paddy the Second]

 

[Saltarius]

"The jock is..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"If I die tell my wife hello. I agree with Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"Good. They're showing it 24/7 in the mall anyways. We can see it then."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Dang."

 

[Saltarius]

[small]"Not the best romantic outing but I can make it work."[/small]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No, strictly platonic."

 

[Saltarius]

"I need to stop speaking this shit out loud."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yes, you should."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a stake at Paddy.