Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I toss the snake in Sigma's general direction and begin carving a new skateboard out of a nearby tree.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn and cook the dead snake over a fire.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"THIS IS BULLSHIT! WWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!?" I continue falling. Really, what the fuck else am I to do? Oh wait...I grab onto a rail.
"Ha ha, fuck you giant sphere and puzzle!"

 

[Saltarius]

"So anyways, I was figuring I oughta take up archery to say fuck you to my general lack of seeing things."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Thats actually a good idea. You could have sound-based rangefinder."

 

[Saltarius]

"Actually Sig, I can see very blurry shapes of things around me. I'd legally be considered blind however."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma, that's not how bows work."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"It is in bizzarro-land"
I float into the air, turn into a cloud and dissapitate.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"This isn't bizzarro land."

 

[RaNDM G]

The floors reset. You put your feet back on solid ground.

Your heart pounds, and you kneel over and clutch your chest trying to calm down. You don't think you could respawn from a bottomless drop. That was way too close.

You hear a noise. You turn and face the sphere as the top of it unlocks. Eight legs silently fold out, gently resting on the walkway.

Another sphere unfolds from the front, opening its maw and revealing several sharp, poison dripped fangs.

That... That is one big spider.

[HEADING=2]FIGHT![/HEADING]

Arachnea: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Zombie: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[Saltarius]

"Even Htrae has rules Sigma."

I finish carving my board and begin painting it in my blood.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...Oh...OH...well fuck." I try to cut off the spiders legs with Ravens Razor.

 

[RaNDM G]

You are much too slow. The spider stabs you with its leg, impaling your chest and pinning you to the ground.

DAMAGE: -4

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Gah...Fuck!" I slice off the leg that's holding me down.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall to the ground.
"Well shit. Way to break it gently, Salt."

 

[RaNDM G]

Your blade scrapes against the brass, barely even scratching the surface. Your wild swinging is too much for the spider to hold down, and you escape its grasp.

 

[Saltarius]

I smack Sigma over the head with the board.

"Me and reality are tight bros. You better fuckin' recognize."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright...Link would always use an item he found in his adventure to defeat the bo-" I pull out the red hourglass.
"Uh. BEHOLD!" I try to use the red hourglass against the spider. Somehow.

 

[RaNDM G]

The spider picks up the hourglass, holding it with three of its legs. It examines it closely, then bites it.

The spider is stunned by the sand.

DAMAGE: -1, PARALYSIS: Skip one turn

 

[MinimanZombie]

I take this opportunity to start slashing at the weakest points of the spider I can find.