Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"He was back at the Mall lasht I checked." I say.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right. I wonder what he's up to..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife, you don't look so good. You wanna head back to the cabin?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"don't go knife IT'S A TRAP!!!" i shout

 

[Saltarius]

"I find it insulting that you insinuate that I'd persuade Knife to have intercourse in his drunken state. That's wrong."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk over to Salt.
"Dude. I don't think you should do this."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'M NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON! I'M LEGITIMATELY CONCERNED FOR HIS WELL-BEING!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I slit Knife's throat.
"Respawn Matrix, Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"We could've just waited it out and helped him through the hangover like actual friends."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We're not normal friends though are we."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That seems inefficient. And Knife would probably have blown his brains out as soon as he sobered up anyway. I was saving us all time."
I wipe the blood off.
"Plus... I like killing people."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Dude, I was talking about the fact you were stepping all over my Chicken Chow Mein. Seriously, it's ruined now."
I scrape it up off the floor, and feed it to a badger.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm blind, asshole."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

 

[Saltarius]

"We could be a nice thing. If you catch my drift."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"NO! STOP!"

 

[Saltarius]

"...I really need to learn proper flirting."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You need to flirt with someone who's interested!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...You bring this up every four pages, Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"How about fuck you guys. Does it look like there's anything better to do?"