Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah, this is fun."

 

[Saltarius]

"It almost makes you forget the fact that Zombie is most likely in mortal danger whilst we fuck around."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Mortal danger has kind of lost it's edge."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah. Almost makes the fact that I have to protect everyone moot when they just respawn."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So fucking moot."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah. You kinda drew the short straw with the Knight class, man."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I guess it would make healer classes moot too."

 

[Captain Anon]

jumps in and grabs all the deadpool comics and runs off laughing evilly

 

[Saltarius]

"JOKES ON YOU! DANIEL WAY IS A SHIT WRITER!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Nah, maybe in the near future we'll start sustaining injuries that carry over after death"

 

[Saltarius]

I cough nervously and remove and reapply my shades.

 

[Captain Anon]

"ah but the joke is actually on you because i grabbed the good ones and all the Jonah hex ones"

 

[Saltarius]

"Jokes on you. There are none."

 

[Captain Anon]

"suicide kings, 2010 one and deadpool and cable"

 

[Saltarius]

"David, we speak English here."

 

[Captain Anon]

"fine deadpool: suicide kings, deadpool 2010 and cable and deadpool are the quite good actually

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't even read Deadpool. And I cannot care enough to obtain some of his comics and get someone to read them to me. And also..."

I shoot David in the foot.

"That's for thinking I was a woman."

I shoot him in the other foot.

"And that's for thinking I was a trap."

 

[Captain Anon]

"i don't care either and" pulls out revolver and shoots him 6 times all of them hit him "that's for shooting at me and killing me"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I wait for the barkeep to answer.
[HEADING=3]MEANWHILE[/HEADING]
Some asshole walks in between the two arguing.
"Y'all best stop fighting. Guns ain't 'llowed in these parts."

 

[Saltarius]

"My apologies sir."

I kick David in the nuts and skateboard away.