Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Then take my word for it, I'm sexy!"

 

[Saltarius]

"The fuck do you want then, a kiss on the cheek or some shit?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I want someone to view me as a sexual prospect!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Happy?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Salt... Salt, stop.

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck you! You're not my mom!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What the fuck!" I spit on the ground over and over again, "I'm not gay! I just want people to know I'm sexy!"

 

[Saltarius]

"For the record, you suck at kissing."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"It was fucking kiss-rape! Excuse me, if it wasn't the best you had!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Let's just not speak of this again. It was a bad experience for both parties."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I concur. How are you othe-Hang on." I run over to the nearest waste basket and throw up. I wipe my mouth and come back, "How are you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Essentially beating my head into a wall about Sister whil waiting for Zombie."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Coolio. Wanna get a drink?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Hardest shit in the bar."

 

[RaNDM G]

You walk in the bar. Zombie is there, oddly enough.

"What'll it be?"

 

[Knife-28]

I facepalm as Salt walks off.
Meanwhile Knife walks over to Mackenzie. "You'll have to excuse those idiots." He says, jerking a thumb in Salt and Trilby's direction. "Name's Knife, you from around here?" Asks asks, holding out his hand.

 

[RaNDM G]

You find it hard to shake the man's hand. Probably because he still hasn't taken his turn yet.

Man, what the fuck is up with this guy?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"5 Gargle Blasters!" I exclaim to the bartender, "And a Sprite and a banana for Salt."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Son, we ain't got no Tequila, no Gin, no Triple. All we have is beer, whiskey, and coffee."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Call you mix all three?"