Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I start shipping Sigma and Paddy. Because why the fuck not?

 

[Saltarius]

I weep silently.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I torpedo the ship with several nukes.
"Dude. No."

 

[Saltarius]

"At least you had a ship."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You had a ship too, Salt. Everyone has ships. Some are still in the harbour. Some have set sail, to roam the open, storm-tossed waters of romance. Others have been tragicly destroyed. Some are just very damaged."

 

[Saltarius]

"Your point?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma, I'm stuck on a marsh planet with you guys and I'm bored as hell. Let me have this."
I go back to the ship.
"But Sig's right, Salt. Everyone and everything is shippable. Hell, I found a ship of Jupiter and Earth!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I dunno Salt. I'm just proving you wrong here. I found an entire hollowed-out planet filled withfanfiction and fanart from every single ship there ever was. Man there was some weird shit in there. You ever seens what drawings of Joker/Alfred look like? Trust me, you don't want to."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Have you found the ship?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What do you mean 'the ship'?"

 

[Saltarius]

"What ship do you think is important to me?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"What, you mean Salt/Sister? I couldn't find it under 'Mall Fight', so it must have been in the Classified Archives. It takes some serious techno-wizardry to see those ships."

 

[Saltarius]

"...How is it in any way volatile enough to go under classified?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I want to say 'You/Sister' or 'You/Paddy'... or 'Jake/Dirk'. You look like a Jake/Dirk shipper."

 

[Saltarius]

"I ship Cotton Candy you asshole. But yes, I meant me and Sister."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I dunno, ask The Shipmasters. They built the damn thing."

 

[Saltarius]

"Do I look like I know what the fuck you're talking about."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Big aliens. Like to ship shit. Look like fat, spotty teenage girls."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I make a Molotov cocktail and toss it at the bar.

 

[Saltarius]

"Can I get like a tarot reading or something?"