Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"You're just gonna have to trust me on this one."

 

[Saltarius]

I continue running through the forest.

"We have more reason to trust these guys than...them."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Simms, no offence, but how do I know this? None of us have seen another town! There don't seem to be any villagers here either! It's a blacksmith, you, the barkeep, and some hotel I haven't been in! Why are we all so willing to kill kids?!"

 

[Saltarius]

"You sure didn't have an issue with what we did on Gashog."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"SCENE KIDS ZOMBIE! SCENE KIDS!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Because I know those people were assholes, and liars, and thieves, murderers, and all over types of wrong. These are just kids."

 

[Saltarius]

"Did you now? I don't recall that bit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I slap Zombie.
"Dammit, man, now is not the time for your moral qualms! We have scene kids descending upon this town. Scene kids. This is your QUEST. Sometimes, we will have to do some shitty things. But that doesn't mean you should quit! NOW GO BEAT UP SOME FUCKING ANGSTY TEENS!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Urgh. Alright, let's explain this one at a time. Salt, I saw the entire universe when I reset it. And Tril, my quest does not mean mindless killing. I've got something to do."
I walk towards the kids.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OK." I load my revolver with tranquilizer darts. "Non lethal guys."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fine. Talk to them. Go for it."

 

[RaNDM G]

A pair of delicate, meticulously manicured hands grab Salt and drag him away.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, this will end well."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This town is super fucked."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yo! Kids! Can I speak to you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU FUCKING SHITS! TAKE THAT AUDIO TORTURE AWAY FROM ME! THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT ZOMB! YOUR FUCKING FAULT!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Maybe it isn't..."
I put down a bag full of hair dye, hair spray, clip on piercings, make-up and other such items.
"Up for some undercover work, Paddy?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not for all the money in every universe." I stride to a safe distance from which to shout at the scene kids.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hold up a single £1 note.
"Really?"

 

[Saltarius]

"IF I MAKE IT OUT OF THIS, I WILL LITERALLY TEAR YOUR LIMBS OFF ONE BY ONE AND FEED THEM TO MY RHINOS ZOMB! I AM NEVER FUCKING FORGIVING YOU FOR THIS!"