Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I put my gun in my mouth and pull the trigger.

 

[Saltarius]

I weep over Paddy's corpse.

 

[RaNDM G]

One of the Scenesters drives an F-150 into the cannon, disabling it and pinning Woon in the twisted wreckage.

DAMAGE: -3

Paddy shoots himself.

DAMAGE: -2

MALL TEAM:

SCENESTERS: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

You have officially fucked up.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Where the fuck did they get an F-150?"

 

[Saltarius]

The weeping continues.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ol Gator! Gator man! You here? Kinda needing some assistance right now!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We're so fucked."

 

[Saltarius]

"Technically, Zombie is fucked given it's his quest."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh he'll find a way."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Where the fuck did they get an F-150?"

Irony.

"Ol Gator! Gator man! You here? Kinda needing some assistance right now!"

"Yea' son, what's going on- Hoowee! I just put snake on the pit, but I don't think I can cook enough for all you. Settle down, settle down. Line up, I'll get food in all yo' starvin' bellies."

 

[Saltarius]

"WE NEED THEM GONE GATOR, NOT HOSTED!"

Then I realize there's little chance yhe'll hear me.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Know, don't need to cook for them! They're scene kids, and they destroyed probably most of civilization on this planet! You live here, how do we get rid of them?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I set up a tea party.
[i/]This is silly[/i]
[b/]I know right?[/b]

 

[RaNDM G]

"Nigga, I don't know nothin' 'bout no, 'Scene' or whatever y'all call it, but I kno' illness when I see it. Hey you! Little girl, come here."

The girl in the front of the line steps up. Ol' Gator man looks behind her neck. A small spinerrette rests on her skin, her fangs sunk into the girl's spine.

"Arachnea? Shit, she been asleep for years!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well that explains everything!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Full fucking circle."

 

[Captain Anon]

"fuck this" i gather all the people who were left behind and i place C4 everywhere in the town and then i lead the townsfolk to the mall portal carrying as many children as i could meanwhile the scenies have entered the town and have searched it top to bottom and back to me i push the button and the town goes sky high "women and children first" i say as the townspeople go though the portal and i go after them

 

[RaNDM G]

Is what you would do if you weren't pinned down under a two-ton truck.

 

[Sigma Castell]

My Tea Party continues in an excellent fashion

 

[RaNDM G]

Indeed it is excellent tea. You serve the Spinneret's slaves graciously and expertly.