Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"There's four of us, I brought Sigma."

 

[DotSlash]

I look back as I see a Boeing 747 crash right into the mob of scenesters behind us.
"oooh... pretty."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY!?" I dive out the shack as the plane obliterates it.
"OL' GATO-Oh." I spot the gator selling food in a nearby stall.
"Never mind."

 

[Knife-28]

"Five of us, actually." Knife says, walking through the door of the shack, the only part of the structure that's still standing.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Damnit Knife! I told you stay at the mall so the two remaining braindead morons don't allow it to be overrun!"

 

[DotSlash]

"Oh hey knife... and knife. didn't see you following us."
I check out Gator's stall for stuff.

 

[Saltarius]

"Let's do this shit guys. Oh hey new guy."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I peer out of the window as the plane next to me crashes into the mob of scensters.
"That guy really needs to get a liscence. He could end up hurting somebody with his careless plane-flying skil-"
The engines of my plane explode.
"Fuck."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"IT DOESN'T MATTER! We're gonna go fight Arachnea. Knife, you're the veteran, and therefore understand the mall the best."

 

[DotSlash]

I wave at Salt. "I was following you the entire time."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OHMYGOD THERE ARE TWO KNIFE'S AREN'T THERE?!"

 

[DotSlash]

I look up hearing the boom of a plane's engines exploding.
"Uh... Incoming..."

 

[Knife-28]

"Don't worry Paddy, other me has the mall under control, and anyway, you'd have to be off your chops if you'd think I'd pass up a good boss fight."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I let out a single tear.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay, fine! Let's go fight spiderbitch! Not Vriska, you know, just a giant spider."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This can only go well."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"But of course. Let's move out! Wait Newbie, what's your weapon?"

 

[DotSlash]

"Of course, how hard can a spiderbitch really be?"
I whip out my twin pistols and rapier.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You've never fought in here before boy, these things aren't to be taken lightly." I ready my revolver.

 

[Sigma Castell]

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[color=006400]IP: Dude it's like a motherfudging rave in here. Explosions and shizzle all over the place.[/color]