Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"So do you want to engage it or..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well you can't see so.." I make out with Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

I continue to make out with Paddy.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I row Ice-cream at Salt.

 

[DotSlash]

I catch a vanilla cone and start eating it.

 

[Saltarius]

I ignore the ice cream and continue with the makeouts.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I play some appropriate driving music.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"ICECREAMSUNDEATEIM"
I start dancing the makerena.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Y'know, I might've just realized I'm yandere."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"In what way, Salt?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I was kind of like...totally hostile to Dave and I did end up killing Sister."

 

[DotSlash]

"Embrace your yandere-ness. Kill everyone, but wait until we can respawn first."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So you're a dick and a Mall Fighter."

 

[Saltarius]

"B-But what if Sister isn't into th-"

I clasp my hands over my mouth.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Wait when did Sister die"

 

[Saltarius]

"She respawned."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"When Salt suddenly had the hots for her, they sparred and he stabbed her. Then he broke down."

 

[DotSlash]

"Yeah... that's pretty yandere, bro."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"ohyeah"

 

[Saltarius]

"Having a crush isn't a sudden thing. This shit develops."