Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Good idea." I ring the desk bell.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So, Paddy, how do you want to do this? Good cop/Bad cop? Good cop/Really good cop? Bad cop/Psychotic cop?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife, I don't know what you're talking about. We destroyed the portal to Alternia."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Let's do Bad/Psychotic. I'll do bad. You see that Nic Cage film where he's a detective in N'Orleans?" I take off my gasmask and jam a cigarette in my mouth, lighting it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Unless I missed part of National Treasure, no."
I take out my revolvers and load them.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Damn. Well." I slam my fists on the desk. "Are we gonna get some fucking service or what?"

 

[Saltarius]

I stroll into the motel and stand behind Paddy, just kind of in general fretting.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I cartwheel in behind Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh uh...hey Zomb. Can I ask you a question?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sure. What's on your mind?"

 

[Saltarius]

"What's a...baka?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Japanese word for idiot."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"..."
I look around, slightly worried.
"Uh...Why do you want to know?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Sister said I was one of the biggest bakas she knew."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"She called you a fool Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Oh."

I walk over to the corner and beat my head into the wall.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, it ain't that bad."

 

[Saltarius]

"Just...I HAVE COMPLICATED FEELINGS ON THINGS, ALRIGHT?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...Wow you're whiny."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"She might have been calling you a cow in Filipino. Or... a grandma in Croatian."
I think for a moment.
"Nah, she probably called you an idiot."