Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[DotSlash]

"Salt, just give up on her and focus on not dying anymore."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well maybe if someone would DRIVE THE FUCKING BUS!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"FUCK IT! All y'all motherfuckers aboard?" I drive away from Barstow.

 

[Saltarius]

"I think we forgot Wo-Nope. Everyone's here."

 

[DotSlash]

"Yeah, yeah." I slide into the driver's seat and turn the bus' ingnition.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Fucking automatics what's wrong with a goddamn manual? Fucking piece of shit bastarding engineers can't even put in a goddamn stereo."

 

[Saltarius]

"Just plug in an iPod you *****."

 

[DotSlash]

"....and go time." The bus lurches and slowly starts rolling out of the town.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Shut up!" I plug in my ipod. It's a little weird.

 

[Knife-28]

It's going to be a long bus ride.

 

[Saltarius]

"GEORGE R.R. MARTIN FOR LYFE!"

 

[DotSlash]

"Paddy, turn that shit off. I can't even hear it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

George R.R. Martin becomes consumed by his own rippling fat, melting into a dripping pink self satisfied mass not dissimilar to the Blob.

 

[Saltarius]

Alan Moore falls down the stairs whilst carrying his typewriter, it striking him multiple times on teh way down, spelling out 'IT DOESN'T MATTER' on the paper.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Alan Moore, entranced by his experience writes a short story outshining Martin's entire oeuvre .

 

[Saltarius]

EXCEPT NOT BECAUSE THE MAIN ANTAGONIST IS A FUCKING NIHILIST!

 

[Paddy the Second]

There is no antagonist because not every story needs a hero and a villain jesus christ are the only things you read superhero comics?

 

[Saltarius]

What the fuck do you think George R.R. Martin writes anyways? Kid's books? His characters can only be graded on a scale of asshole to bigger asshole rather than good, evil, black, white, or grey.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

i facepalm because jesus fuck you guys

 

[Knife-28]

I see Knife sitting near the back of the bus just watching the desert goes past, and go and sit next to him. "So, what's up?"
"Nothing," He replies, "It's just, the last desert road trip I took I...well, its really not important."