Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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RaNDM G

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"Question? We already know what you did on Gashog. Your bounty rose over two hundred million this morning."

The detective throws you a bounty flyer. You read the braille.

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Code:
[HEADING=2]WANTED DEAD[/HEADING]
[b]$6,347,212,643,888[/b]
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[b]For serial murder and manslaughter. All officers and military personnel are authorized to shoot on sight.[/b]
"That came in from Bekenstein authorities two days ago. Lucky for you, that's not how we do things around here."
 

Knife-28

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"Ow, fucking hell!" Knife yells, throwing all his weight backwards and sending him and Trilby crashing to the floor. "Oi guards! I want a different cell mate!"
 

RaNDM G

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TrilbyWill said:
I bite Knife in the neck.
Three officers with stun batons and tasers beat the ever living shit out of you.

You are thrown in a solitary cell.

Knife promptly receives medical attention inside his cell.
 

ShindoL Shill

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I contort myself to bring my arms in front of my body, then pick the cuff lock with a hairpin. I move to the side of the door.
"THAT STUPID FUCK BROKE MY ARM! CAN I GET A FUCKING MEDIC OR SOMETHING!?"
 

RaNDM G

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TrilbyWill said:
"THAT STUPID FUCK BROKE MY ARM! CAN I GET A FUCKING MEDIC OR SOMETHING!?"
"No."

Sigma Castell said:
I quickly change my clothes.

"I'm a policeman. Don't you recognize me? It's me, Frank."
"Nobody named Frank works here. Get o-"

"No wait wait, I know this guy. Frank, what are you doing here man? This ain't your precinct. You just get transferred?"
 

RaNDM G

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"Well we have two options. Option one. We go through the process of trying you without jury, processing you through the prison system, then granting you a relatively quick execution. Problem with that is our prisons are backed up to the point where we have to let people out on the street. We bring you in, we have to let some other asshole go. We're not willing to let out anymore psychos."

"Option two is lifetime community service. You work for the force with bare minimum wage paying your debt to society. You help us out with a few cases and you're free to move to other systems and do some work over there. You'll be on the job 24/7. No vacation days, but you do receive the rights of citizenship."

"Pick option two and we can protect you from current outstanding warrants in this star system. We can't help outside of our sphere of influence, but you'll be welcome to come back anytime. Sound good?"
 

Saltarius

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"...It's not like I have much of a choice. Option two. Now before I start my work, may I ask a quick question?"
 

RaNDM G

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TrilbyWill said:
"Fuck this."
I bite down on my tongue and headbutt the wall.
Your bite through your tongue and die from the resulting blood loss.

An officer steps inside and looks at the pool of blood.

"Mike! We lost another one!"

[small]"Goddammit! Why do I always have to clean up?!"[/small]

"You still owe me fifty boonbucks, now get your ass in here!"

You respawn by the corvette.
 

ShindoL Shill

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RaNDM G said:
Your teeth bite through your tongue. You die from blood loss.

You respawn by the corvette.
"Right. Time to rescue Knife. With Plan B."
I put on a fake moustache, smash the fuck out of one side of the handcuffs, put the other side on my wrist and call the police.
 

RaNDM G

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"When you're fully processed and licensed, you can make a request to Mike up front. He's in charge of that sort of thing-"

"Goddammit! Why do I always have to clean up?!"

[small]"You still owe me fifty boonbucks, now get your ass in here!"[/small]

"... When he's not cleaning the blood off the walls.
 

RaNDM G

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"Local drug syndicate called los muertos trío. The Dead Three. They've been harassing local businesses for about a month. They're new here, but we like to keep them from hitting upper city streets."

He tosses you a badge.

"Welcome to the force. That guy you came in with, Knife. He a friend of yours?"