Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah..I geuss I should probably explain..."
I drink a smoothie.
"It's just, I always wanted to be a Police officer. When I heard Frank had been shot, I thought I could take his place. Just to see what it was like.."

 

[RaNDM G]

"..."

You are promptly cuffed and taken to Paddy's cell.

 

[Knife-28]

"Los Muertos Trío eh? Ok then, we'll find who their main distributers are, then you rough them around a bit as 'Slick'. Should twist their knickers enougn to make 'em come after you."

 

[Paddy the Second]

As Sigma is thrown in I leap into the doorway. "Hey! How long am I gonna be in here?"

 

[RaNDM G]

He answers by slamming the steel bars shut.

 

[Saltarius]

"First, we need proper attire."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I display remarkably poor decision-making skills by hitting the officer in the face with the acid-soaked keyboard. Unfortunately for him, while acids do not corrode plastics, they do very bad things to faces and organs associated with faces.
I start pouring petrol around the room and load a pair of shotguns.

Then I hand the officer a lit match and run.

 

[Captain Anon]

"finally it's about time I've been up here for god knows how long" i say to myself then i sigh as stand up "well i'd better get moving then" i say before disappearing

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start scribbling on the wall.
"Day 19. I don't know how long I've been in this cell. Pehraps too long."
I start moonwalking up the walls.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I raise my shotguns.
"Get ready ta die, ya bastahds!" I say as the room behind me explodes in a ball of flame. I open fire on the police.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I use my tie to hang myself from the window. I respawn back at the corvette and radio Salt. "I'll kick up a storm on the drug dealing scene, they'll have to deal with someone encroaching on their territory."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I slice my wrists.
I respawn outside a Ketucky Fried Space Chicken.
"Well, better than whoring."
I walk in and apply for a job.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The explosion hurls me through a window. I slam into a wall, then fall down to the street. I look up at Knife and Salt.
"Hey guys."

 

[Captain Anon]

i radio trilby in an altered voice "i would start running if i were you Mr. Will"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stand up and stretch.
"So, I'm going to go back into the burning, anthrax-filled building of people who want to kill me to get some meaningless files for no reason."
I walk back into the police station.

 

[Knife-28]

"Bloody hell I can't take you bastards anywhere." Knife says, before walking off with Salt in tow.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I exit triumphantly, holding a carrier bag full of ash.
"I got the files, Kni-fuck."
I throw the ash-bag in a police officer's face and follow Knife and Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"...For the record, I really don't want to do this. Become this again."

 

[Knife-28]

"Well Trilby, your a wanted criminal now." Knife says, putting a hand on his shoulder. "And as much as it pisses me off that you just slaughted an entire police precinct, that means you can be our inside man."

 

[Saltarius]

"Seriously Trilby, fuck you."