Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I grab Zomb and drag him away.

"Let's both agree this never happened and go about our business as usual."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"[small]Salt[/small]...[small]Salt[/small]...Salt! SALT!"

 

[Saltarius]

"What."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Sure"
I walk back into the bar.
"Joe, some guys want to speak to you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look outside and see... whatever the fuck is going on with Zombie. I down my bluetini and sigh.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You want another on of those?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nah. I'm thinking... pink flavour this time."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt...Watch out for the car." We are hit by a car.

 

[Saltarius]

"FOR FUCKING-WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hear a car horn and turn around in time to see Zombie and Salt get splattered over the windows. Everyone starts screaming again.

 

[Captain Anon]

without being spotted i scout out one of the drug lords

 

[Paddy the Second]

I look disparagingly at the two idiots in the road and leap outside, yelling through a loudhailer "COME AND GET YOUR DRUGS!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Coming right up."
I follow the same recipe as last time, except I replce the Blue Cordeo with Grenadine.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt...you're a fucking idio-BLEH!" I die, and respawn in the basement of Joes.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn on one of the tables.

"Just get me the owner."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"He's coming, Salt. Calm yer titties."

 

[MinimanZombie]

Joe is currently eating a curry. In a bath. A toaster hangs precariously overhead.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hand Trilby his drink and run up the stairs. I push open Joes bathroom door.
"-sigh- Boss, get out of the bath. I know your into the electricity shit but your gonna fry your little lobster brain one of these days."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I drink my pinktini.

 

[Saltarius]

"I SAID I NEED THE OWNER!"