Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Good. Can you tell me where you are so I can go pick up Salt?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So how far are we from wherever we're going?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"In a storage complex under 2nd street. Where are you coming from?"

"So how far are we from wherever we're going?"

"You're looking at it."

The man in the green mask opens a cooler and offers you a beer.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I don't know, a residential area of town? I honestly just popped out a manhole, I have no clue."
I look at a sign.
"I'm at Fake Street."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Fake Street? That's half a day's walk. Look, I'll drop Salt off at the precinct and meet you there."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I take the beer and flick off the cap with my thumb. "Wait, this whole place?" I sweep my free hand for emphasis.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Not unless I take a-AH!" I'm hit by a taxi. I get up, mostly unharmed. I then throw the driver out, before stealing the vehicle.
"I am now in a car."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yeah. We don't like to stay central. We hole up in these buildings at night, then move out once the crews come in."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You." I gesture at him with the bottle. "Are very smart. Incredibly smart. How'd you end up peddling drugs in a place like this?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue walking towards the puppet shop.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I follow Trilby towards the Puppet Shop. I ring Salt.
"Yo. Are you drunk? You smell drunk."

 

[Saltarius]

"GONE! S'ALL GONE! ONE MINUTE YOU'RE ON TOP OF THE WORLD AND THE NEXT, YOU'RE SUCKING DOWN TEA WITH...Marie Antionette an her lil' sister."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"YOU ARE A TOY YOU CAN'T FLY"

 

[Saltarius]

"Serosly tho, I'm fuckin smashed beyon beleef. If f'youcan *hic* yoocan...do the thing that...gets me away from here and to where yoush are...dat'd be...shwell."

 

[Knife-28]

Ignoring Salt's drunken rambling, Knife cuts open the sections of the robot RaN pointed out. "Huh."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Cleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaarly aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh weeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll gooooooooooooo saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiillliiiiiiiiiiiiing..."
"...noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
"...moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab Sigma's phone and throw it at space.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Huh."

I pull out phat stacks of cash in bags.

"Someone's getting the payoff. We gotta find out where these are getting shipped to."

 

[Knife-28]

"Wow, this is alot of cash." Knife says, cutting open some of the other Nazi-bots.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I post Knife a small radioactive gerbil.