Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"You're pretty bad at this aren't you?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I decide to leave a message again.
"Hey guys. It's me. The guy you sent an assassin after. He was real polite. Asked if I was cool with getting killed. I said no. He killed me anyway. So, he's bringing you my head right now. Uh... get a glass case, or something. Anyway, we're cool now. I mean, I sort of hoped we could work together. Offer still stands, by the way. So, bye."
I go to hang up, then stop.
"Oh, FYI, Rojas is dead."
I hang up.

 

[DotSlash]

I sigh.
"Fine, fine... let's just fix this thing."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh right. Except for the car. Didn't fix that. Yeah. Okay, be right back!" I barge into the building, and enter the elevator.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Yes."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk over to Salt and Paddy.
"Hey guys. Jesus that's a lot of blood."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I stand up, trailing innards. "He's not even carrying anything, he emptied his pockets beforehand."

 

[Saltarius]

"Y'know I just do things sometimes and fuck up and ah..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Paddy... you got... you got a little something on your face."
I hand Paddy a handkerchief.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I cut open his stomach. "Nope, nothing. At least they're just a duo now."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"They could've been just a guy if Zombie had killed one of them, instead of becoming their personal hitman."

 

[Knife-28]

I walk into into where Trilby, Salt and Paddy are, see all the blood, then walk right back out.
Kinda like this;

 

[Saltarius]

"So Paddy, what are we going to do now?"

 

[RaNDM G]

[small]"Why are you still here?"[/small]

"Fack"
I draw Blendsword and power it up, taking a swipe towards his legs.

He hops back. Your sword scrapes his legs.

DAMAGE: -2

 

[Paddy the Second]

I my hands on my thighs, smearing them with blood, and walk out of the cell. "We're going to kill the other two. Blame a random prison riot on this."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I ride the elevator up to Skull guy's office.

 

[RaNDM G]

You ride up to the 132nd floor.


The place is cleared out. No one is here.

"Fine, fine... let's just fix this thing."

"Alright. Here, hold this flashlight. Shine it right... There. Okay."

I lean over the car and look over every single thing.

"He only busted the alternator. That's great."

We have the car up and running in minutes.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Or we could just blame us. I doubt anyone will care. Well, except Mike."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hello? Anyone there? I have Trilby's head!" I drop the head onto the desk.
"I'll just leave it there then."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I phone Zombie. "They're gone aren't they?"