Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright, all of you, back off. Torture is fucking pointless at this stage. Look man, what is it you desire?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You wanna test that out?" I crush the top of his nose between the pliers.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I push Paddy and Trilby into the elevator, and push the button for the ground floor.
"Alright, fucking done."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I facepalm and bandage the guys nose

 

[RaNDM G]

"You didn't get my message? Rojas died. He didn't give me answers. He was either very brave or very stupid. Don't be either."

"Dead? In jail? Heh, stupid gringo. Can't kill someone in a cell, they respawn like you fuckers do."

"You wanna test that out?" I crush the top of his nose between the pliers.

"Aaah! Aaah, fucking-"

I facepalm and bandage the guys nose

"Aaah. Ahaha. Ah. That's better. Thanks. Sorry about that hole in your head."

"Alright, fucking done."

"Fucking finally man. Their voices, shrill as Hell."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Fuck. You really think being nice to him is going to work?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hand Zombie a smoothie.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I slit my throat and respawn next to my gear.
"Zombie, I have questions too. I also do not plan on actually inflicting pain. Muerto here is a smart man, aren't you? Now, where is the third member of the Trío?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I answer the call.
"Yes Paddy. Torture doesn't work on these type of people. So you and Trilby keep out."
Then Trilby appears.
"FUCK OFF." I shove him back in the elevator.
"Go dig up evidence or some shit."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start breakdancing on the ceiling above the Muertos.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Zombie fails to push me into the elevator, as it's already going down to the ground floor.
"I can't. I'm not a cop. Any evidence I find is inadmissible in court, thus rendering my efforts moot."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I mean, go and help Salt. I know you're gonna hurt this guy first time you get. While unlike you, I've learned to control my violent tenancies."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I continue dancing on the ceiling.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't want to hurt him, but I will if necessary. By the way, you made two very stupid decisions in this interrogation: one, you brought him to his own territory, thus making him think he is in control, and two, YOU LEFT HIM UNATTENDED!"
I shove Zombie out of my way, grab Muerto by the ankles and drag him down the stairs.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"WE'RE STANDING A FOOT AWAY FROM HIM DIPSHIT! I kick Trilby in the nuts and push him down the stairs. I pick up Muerto and strap him down to his desk. I then lock the door leading to the stairs.
[Goodnight]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I draw a monocale on the Muerto's face with a sharpie.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I slit my throat and respawn next to Zombie.
"Last time, he pulled a gun and shot us, when we were looking at him. Now, can we start asking QUESTIONS?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I paint his face with PVA glue and start sprinkling glitter all over it.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall asleep.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look down at Muerto.
"Night night."
I hold a hand over his mouth and nose until he falls unconscious.

OOC: Night.