Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Well, that is sort of the point of rock bottom. Not really a philosophy, is it?"
I pat Salt on the shoulder and nearly plough into a postman.
"I am a terrible driver."
I pat Salt on the shoulder and nearly plough into a postman.
"I am a terrible driver."
"Yeah, sure."
I see Sigma, who appears to be hallucinating about rainbows, wander into the road in front of the car. He slams through the windshield and impales one of his eyes on a Rarity bobblehead.
"Everything is fine, Salt! Everything is 100% fine!"
I see Sigma, who appears to be hallucinating about rainbows, wander into the road in front of the car. He slams through the windshield and impales one of his eyes on a Rarity bobblehead.
"Everything is fine, Salt! Everything is 100% fine!"
I pull the bobblehead out of my eye and slow roast it over a fire I kindle on the windscreen. I turn to the camera.
"You see, the trick here is to eeeevenly distribute the heat so you get that lovely, crunchy texture. This is a tricky dish, but done right, It'll be the centerpeice of any gormet meal."
I sprinkle a dash of lemonsauce over the bobblehead.
"You see, the trick here is to eeeevenly distribute the heat so you get that lovely, crunchy texture. This is a tricky dish, but done right, It'll be the centerpeice of any gormet meal."
I sprinkle a dash of lemonsauce over the bobblehead.
I reach a hand through the shattered glass and start shaking Sigma.
"Sigma. Sigma. Your face is on fire And you're still hallucinating. Great."
"Sigma. Sigma. Your face is on fire And you're still hallucinating. Great."
I scoop up some blood in my hand and pour it into a pan, along with some bits of pavement and glass.
"Now, although this meal can be delicious by itself, you really can't do it justice unless you have a niiiiiiiiiiiiiice, robust sauce to just eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeven out the flavours a little bit. Today, I've gone for Strawberry extract, caviar and a little bit of glace sugar."
I heat the mixture over the fire.
"About twenty minutes should do it, give it time to settle and let all those niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice rich flavours shine through."
"Now, although this meal can be delicious by itself, you really can't do it justice unless you have a niiiiiiiiiiiiiice, robust sauce to just eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeven out the flavours a little bit. Today, I've gone for Strawberry extract, caviar and a little bit of glace sugar."
I heat the mixture over the fire.
"About twenty minutes should do it, give it time to settle and let all those niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice rich flavours shine through."
I climb out of the wreck and spit out blood and glass.
"Thanks for the help, Knife."
I shoot Sigma in the face.
"Thanks for the help, Knife."
I shoot Sigma in the face.
"Now, once the sauce is done, It's imperitive that you take a bullet to the face, just to help intensify certain critical flavou-"
My head explodes in a fountain of cooking ingrediants.
My head explodes in a fountain of cooking ingrediants.
I respawn dressed as a large mackral.
"Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another round of 'Who wants to Be a Zillionaire! Im Fish McLobsterpants and this is my glamorous assistant Saltarius Crane!"
I gesture at the pile of salt shakers before continueing.
"Today, our special geust is mr Trilby Will!"
Applause come from nowhere.
"Thanks for joining us today, Mr.Trilby. So why do you want to be a Zillionaire?"
"Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another round of 'Who wants to Be a Zillionaire! Im Fish McLobsterpants and this is my glamorous assistant Saltarius Crane!"
I gesture at the pile of salt shakers before continueing.
"Today, our special geust is mr Trilby Will!"
Applause come from nowhere.
"Thanks for joining us today, Mr.Trilby. So why do you want to be a Zillionaire?"