Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I straight up run to Green Mask and kick him in the nads, then roundhouse him.

 

[RaNDM G]

With Salt covering the way, I switch to White and unload with suppressing fire.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I take out my tazer and jab it into Greens face.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I draw my revolver and shoot through the postbox.

 

[Captain Anon]

i come in as salt roundhouse kicks green mask and i start a epic kung battle with him

 

[MinimanZombie]

I straight up run to Green Mask and kick him in the nads, then roundhouse him.

"Oof! I was looking forward to having kids..."

DAMAGE: -2

i come in as salt roundhouse kicks green mask and i start a epic kung battle with him

Unfortunately, before you can even attack, The White Mask fires at you, preventing you from attacking Green. You hide behind a car.

With Salt covering the way, I switch to White and unload with suppressing fire.

You manage to hit him a few times, before you run out of ammo.

DAMAGE: -3

I take out my tazer and jab it into Greens face.

He shakes violently, and begins foaming slightly.

DAMAGE: -2
EFFECTS: PARALYSIS - 1 TURN

I draw my revolver and shoot through the postbox.

It hits the metal post box, and rebounds into a nearby wall. What did you expect it to do?
DUMBASS: +1

The White Masked man also ducks behind cover, and throws a Molotov in the general direction of the fighters.
DAMAGE: -2
EFFECTS: BURN

MALL FIGHTERS:IIIII
GREEN MASK:IIII
WHITE MASK:IIIIIIIIIIII

 

[Saltarius]

I head butt Green Mask before throwing him through a car windshield.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a Molotov cocktail at White Mask.

 

[Captain Anon]

i unfold a Grenada launcher and check how many i have "full chamber better make it count" i say as i spin the chamber, stand up, aim "eat shit you cum strain!!" shout as i fire off two rounds at white mask

 

[Paddy the Second]

I grip green mask's head in both hands and unload thousands of volts of electricity into his skull.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I head butt Green Mask before throwing him through a car windshield.

Unable to defend himself, you do exactly that. The glass shatters, and cuts into his skin.

DAMAGE: -2

I throw a Molotov cocktail at White Mask.

It falls short, but the fire still manages to burn him slightly.

DAMAGE: -2

i unfold a Grenada launcher and check how many i have "full chamber better make it count" i say as i spin the chamber, stand up, aim "eat shit you cum strain!!" shout as i fire off two rounds at white mask

Somewhere, a man sighs. But back here, you fire two grenades at the man. One misses entirely, and the second one goes a bit too far. Although the blast propels him forward a little bit.

DAMAGE: -1

I grip green mask's head in both hands and unload thousands of volts of electricity into his skull.

He sits up, dazed.
"Ah shit."
You zap him. It fries him up.
DAMAGE: -5

The White Masked man gets up, and pulls out several knifes. He flings each one at most of the Mall Fighters.
DAMAGE: -2

MALL FIGHTERS:III
GREEN MASK:DEAD
WHITE MASK:IIIIIIIII

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys I think I'm bleeding like alot."

I run up to White Mask and fire point-blank into his hands.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well put some bandages on or something!" I draw Pimpbastard's blade and set it on fire, it crackles with electrical energy as I drive it into white mask's face.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I run after Salt and tackle White Mask, trying to remove his limbs with my plasma cutter.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I take out my 5,000,000 PSI Super Soaker and spray the Masks with it.
"WHEN DID YOU GET MAGIC BACK?!" I yell over the din of battle at Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's science ************!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I take out my 5,000,000 PSI Super Soaker and spray the Masks with it.

You send him flying back into a telephone pole.

DAMAGE: -1

I run up to White Mask and fire point-blank into his hands.

He gets up dazed, and you shoot his hands. The bullet goes straight through his palm.
"Jesus fuck! Why'd you do that?!"

DAMAGE: -3

I run after Salt and tackle White Mask, trying to remove his limbs with my plasma cutter.

You manage to remove his left forearm, and his left foot.

DAMAGE: -4

I draw Pimpbastard's blade and set it on fire, it crackles with electrical energy as I drive it into white mask's face.

He moves his head to one side, but you manage to cut off his ear, and set fire to his head. He screams in pain, as he is roasted alive.

DAMAGE: -5

MALL FIGHTERS:III
GREEN MASK:DEAD
WHITE MASK:DEAD

[HEADING=3]MALL FIGHTERS WIN![/HEADING]

Meanwhile, I wake up. I yawn.
"Sup guys? Woah, look at those two corpses. Did the stakeout go wrong or something?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, whatever, we done?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, the stakeout went wrong. Greeny attacked us."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Judging by the fact we won the fight I'd say the stakeout went pretty well myself."