Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

Knife continues sitting in the container full of Nazi-bots. His thoughts are interupted as his phone rings, and he retrieves it from his jacket and answers.
"Y'ello?"
"Knife, where are you?" I ask.
"Not sure, why, what's gone wrong?"
"Well, everyone's been arrested."
"Lovely."
Knife's phone rings again a he stands and stretches his legs. "One mo' Trilby's on the other line." Knife says to me as he switches calls.
"Y'ello?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

The man walks out.
"Uh...look you guys. The undercover ones skipped town for some reason. Somehow, you managed to kill the real Trio. I don't know how but...we'd like to reward you somehow."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We got arrested for killing a bunch of cops. Specifically, the Trío. Anyway, we've been released, so that's cool. Additionally, Sigma got us a ship and we need a pilot. You know any pilots?"
I listen to the cop.
"Okay, apparently we killed the real Trío, and the undercover cops fucked off. So, go us." I tell Knife.

 

[Saltarius]

"Get us a free ride off this damn planet and we might call it even."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Alter the files of us and all our associates. Label us as deceased. Unless any of these guys has a problem with that. Say we burned to death in the Mall."

 

[Knife-28]

"I'll fly the ship, just thell me where I need to go." Knife says, opening up the back of the container, jumping off the back on the truck it's currently located on and walking toward the police station.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It's a small frigate, down on Dock 24. It should be ready in an hour or so."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah sure. You can take the Corvette now. Piloting lessons are available if needed."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We already have a ship, and a pilot."

 

[Knife-28]

"Ok, I'll meet you there." Knife flags down a cab and is soon headed towards the docks. On the way, he relays the infomation to me and I also catch a cab to to docks.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Trilby, why the fuck did you buy a new ship? We already had the Corvette!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma bought it before we were arrested. Also, we never had the Corvette. Neither did Xot, on account of his non-existence. Our lack of ownership of the Corvette is what basically got us in this mess. It's privately owned." I remind Zombie.
"Meaning the police can't technically give it to us, by the way."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...Trilby, we were arrested on account of being seen as unfit to pilot it, with additional charges added. But fuck it." I phone the frigate dealers.
"I'm sorry, but we shall have to return the small frigate that my friends brought. I apologize for any convenience."
I then phone Knife.
"Meet us at the Corvette."

 

[Knife-28]

"Fuck's sake, make up your minds." Knife says, "Whatever, the Corvette still at the docks or where is it?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"And the police were tipped off because we tried to steal it. Because we don't own it. Because Xot isn't real, and he's the one who 'gave' it to Knife. But, fuck it. If they try to arrest us again, I'll just light them on fire."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"It's still there."

And so we all make our way to the Corvette. Everyone climbs on board, with Knife and Sigma piloting it. We take off, and we finally leave Invictus.

[HEADING=1]END OF ACT 6 ACT 3[/HEADING]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Thank. Fucking. Jesus. If I see anyone from Invictus EVER AGAIN, heads will roll." I growl. "Except that Mike guy. He was all right."
I find a music system on the ship and play some contextually appropriate music.

 

[Knife-28]

"So, what now?" I ask, sitting with my feet up on the messhall table.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I was planning to wash the blood and soot off, then have a sandwich, then a nap, then find out how space-piracy works, then do a spot of space-piracy. Then Wii Bowling." I reply.

 

[Saltarius]

"We all *chuckle* we all make out."