Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"Salt, you are the least threatening person I've ever met."

 

[Saltarius]

I shoot Sigma in the knees.

"*****, I am the danger."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall over and make myself some smoothies.
"You spend half your time whining over Sister and the other half hitting on Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Fuck."

"Fuck."

"Fuck."

"Fuck."

"Fuck."

"Fuck."

"Fuck."

"Fuck."

"Fuck."

"Fuck."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I speak over the intercom.
"Testing, testing. Firstly, Salt, you're about as dangerous as a daisy."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I find a small workshop and begin working on a pair of robolegs.

 

[Saltarius]

"Swear to god I am going to throw someone out the airlock in five seconds."

I kick Sigma's teeth in.

"Granted, I could just slaughter you guys until I calm down."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Pfft, ha. Good luck trying. Hell, I bet Sigma could beat you."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn Paddys crotch into an octopus
"Now you can call it the"
I put on some shades.
"Fucktopus."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm just going to go and sit down for a bit, maybe read."

 

[Knife-28]

"So how about you Zombie, do you think we should go to Earth and help out?" Knife asks.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I dunno. On the one hand, it'd be great to go back and help out, see my friends and family...but what the fuck would happen to us? I mean, we've been out to different planets! There's a chance they'd just lock us away in some asylum. Or maybe test on us and the mall. Nah, I don't think we're ready to go back yet. We don't even have much, if any proof of what's happened."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I drink some iced tea and fall asleep.

 

[Knife-28]

"Fair enough. Though if we managed to get a second one this easily then Mall's themselve's can't exactly be uncommon." Knife says, "Or at least, not hard to replicate."
Meanwhile, I walk around the corridors of the corvette, just looking around.

 

[RaNDM G]

I wake up, pangs of happiness burning my chest. I rub the cut on my head.

"What are we talking about now?"

 

[Knife-28]

I happen across RaN as I wander the halls just in time to hear his question. "Last I heard we were still deciding whether to go to Earth or not."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Earth? Earth is on lockdown, you can't go there."

 

[Knife-28]

"So I've heard." I say, "I don't think we've been formally introduced, I'm Knife-28. I assume you've met the other me."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yeah. I can never get used to copies."

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea. Um I never can't your name Mr...."